Angry Trivium Vents

[der meister 3,188]

"No, I'm not happy," London United winger The Terrible Trivium snapped at reporters following a second consecutive loss for the squad. "We're third in the league in the standings, not first. I'm outside the top 10 in goals and points. I have a career worst shooting percentage. So no, I'm not happy."

 

Despite the gloom and doom from Trivium himself, his numbers are nothing to sneeze at. His 34 goals is currently the third most of his career, with 13 games to play. He's already set a personal best in assists with 45, and is a plus player for just the second time in his career, sitting at a comfortable +20 mark. He's also second in the VHL in game winning goals with 7 on the season. London also has a pair of games in hand over second-place Helsinki.

 

"I wanna be the very best," Trivium added, voice melancholy, "like no one ever was."

[mediocrepony 1,216]

*cries in 15 goals 24 assists*

[JigglyGumballs 1,056]

3 hours ago, der meister said:

"I wanna be the very best," Trivium added, voice melancholy, "like no one ever was."

To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause?

[der meister 3,188]

58 minutes ago, JigglyGumballs said:

To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause?

 

I'm not going to admit that I wrote this entire article just to include that.