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[Viper 530]

I am too lazy to come up with a real title.

 

Okay people we are rating the top 4 viperxhawks19/wolverine players. Let's get straight into the rankings.

 

4 - Evgeny Bernov

By far the worst of my players. Bernov made it about 1 season and hung up the skates. On top of that, I believe he was only active for 2 weeks of the season. How could I let this happen? Well I just forgot to update, then I got bored, recreated, and thus began the cycle. There isn't much to say about Bernov so I just won't say it.

 

3 - Darryl McDagg

The failure son to Kristopher McDagg. Darryl was small and quick, however he also gave up after 2 seasons. Shocker, right? However, I am putting Darryl above Bernov because Darryl actually had played 2 seasons in the M and got a pretty high scoring 2nd season -- along with being the Captain of the team. Not much else to say besides he only got 2 weeks of activity and shit the bed.

 

2 - Jakub Brozik

Is Brozik a bust? Nobody knows yet. Maintaining 3 weeks of activity so far, something that hasn't been seen since Kristopher McDagg, I feel Brozik has a promising future. A pass-first forward can probably secure a nice team in the draft. Brozik might be able to actually... not suck. However, it's too early to tell. He probably will suck and be a bust.

 

1 - Kristopher McDagg

Kristopher McDagg lived a long career with the Legion. A 3 time back-to-back-to-back Rocky Award winner. One of the most feared men on the ice, McDagg could beat the shit out of you and just knock you down. All of this was possible while maintaining a decent amount of points. Overall, Kris had a good career.

 

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