Ode to Kiak

[jRuutu 2,464]

Kiak, who are you? I look at you practice. I look at you play, but luck is all I see. Those points you score should go to me.

 

Kiak, who are you? Are you inactive or active? When I look at the index, mediocrity is all I see. The money you earn should go to me.

 

Kiak, who are you? You take the nice towels. You get to eat first. Privilege knows no boundaries. Those nice things should all be used to satisfy my thirst.

 

Kiak, who are you? You are tall. You are heavy. Is that what makes you good? Come sit on the bench already.

 

Kiak, who are you? You play in the first pairing. You score all the points. Do you have no shame? It's your fault that my stat line disappoints.

 

Kiak, who are you? You have played for three different teams. You were drafted by Seattle. Do you reckon you have what it takes? Getting on that roster is a battle.

 

Kiak, who are you? I can't pronounce your name. I can't write your name.  That is a shame.

 

Kiak, who are you? I hope you get traded. I hope I get all your minutes. Poor sportsmanship this exhibits.