The Mugging of Mr. Nylen │ The Steve Dangle Podcast

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S-D-P: The Steve Dangle Podcast, with your Hosts, Steve Dangle, Adam Wylde, and Jesse Blake!

 

 Adam: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Steve Dangle Podcast! Today, we have a very, very special guest. Jesse, would you introduce him?

 

Jesse: Absolutely. Currently of the Minnesota Storm, known as a defensive-minded defenseman, Mr. Jannik Nylen. Thank you for coming on.

 

Jannik: No, the honor is mine. I've been a fan for a long time. So when I got a message from Jesse a few days ago asking me to come on, I dedcided why no-

 

 Steve: WHY NOT?

 

 Jannik: What he said. 

 

 Adam: So how's it going? Liking Minnesota so far?

 

 Jannik: Minnesota has been great. I'm loving the weather, it reminds me a lot of home. And the team has been great as well. I'm certainly enjoying my time here.

 

 Jesse: How has it been on the Storm so far? Any interesting or funny stories?

 

 Jannik: I've been loving it. The transition period was a little iffy, but thankfully my buddy from Vegas, Zarek Kazcka, was already there. Kazzy, well Kazzy was a huge help.  Funny enough, he actually introduced me to my now defensive partner, Jocke Jockesson. 

 

 Steve: Sorry to interrupt, but I was curious. What do you think is clicking this season that has drastically changed since last year?

 

 Jannik: I think that I just worked a lot on my offensive skill. I think that my defensive play last year was good, so I decided to stop being a liability with the puck. And hell, I'd argue that it's worked well so far. Also, while I'm discussing skills, I have an interesting stat. Steve, you'll love this, but I was working on my checking this offseason as well. Do you wanna guess how many checks I have this year?

 

 Steve: I have a feeling that you're making a reference. Please don't say 67.

 

 Jannik: Stephen G. Dangle, how low is your opinion of me? I just wanted to let you know that I have 69 hits this year.

 

 Steve: Inhales NICE!

 

 

Adam: That's awesome. Though speaking of development and such, what do you think is the main difference between this year and last year?

 

 Jannik: I really just think, and I don't want this taken the wrong way because I love the guys who were with me on last year's Vegas team, but I just think that our team in Minnesota is better. It also helps that I'm better. Getting better ice time. More powerplay time as well as penalty kill time. I've been given more responsibility, and I'd like to think that I'm striving under it. Though if I would have to say my main downfall is that I take too many penalties. 

 

 Jesse: What do you think it is that contributes to you taking more penalties?

 

 Jannik: I think that I just let my emotions get the better of me. For example, the other day I let an opponent get past me, causing a 2-on-1. I panicked and slashed him trying to get the puck off his stick. I'm definitely working on it, but it's my main downfall. 

 

 Steve: I can't say that I watch every game of you guys, but the ones that I do see, I notice that you guys really mesh well together, no matter who is on the ice. What is it that makes the machine run well, per se?

 

 Jannik: I think it's just that we all have a lot of trust in each other. Every day we take different line and combination pairings for scrims, so you get to know everyone and how they play. Like, for example, I know that I can often find Gary Tarantino in the slot. Or that I can trust Miks Sunish to cover for whoever my partner is if they jump up on the rush. You learn the way each other play, and that's a tremendous benefit to our team. Obviously, though, that makes it difficult to add new players to our roster. It's a pretty difficult adjustment for both them and us, we have to learn how they play, and they have to learn how an entire team's worth of individuals play. 

 

 Jesse: So how are you feeling about the future? Heard from the GM in DC about getting a call-up this year or next year?

 Jannik: Well, everyone wants to be up in the VHL, obviously. It's all that you dream about as a kid. But I think that as I have learned how the system works, that right now I would not be a good fit on a VHL roster. I would get eaten alive. I still have a ways to go until I think I would be ready, so for now I want to finish out this season in the M. Try to get a championship. I know our team can do that. As for next season? That's not my call, though I have a feeling I might be ready by then. 

 

 Steve: Have you had any weird fan interactions?

 

 Jannik: Aside from you, Steve? Only a handful comes to mind. Literally the day I flew in to St. Paul for the post-trade press conference, I was walking down the road going to some small sandwich shop. A guy pulls me into an alley, knife out, and "politely" asks me for my money.

 

 Adam: Holy shit, you got mugged on your first day???

 

 Jannik: Well, that's the weird thing. As soon as the guy got a good look at my face, he froze up. As soon as I saw the recognition in his eyes, so he lets me off and apologizes and runs away. I obviously call the police and file a report then the officers get there, but not much else I can do. Here's the weird part though. First regular season game, I arrive 5 hours early to the arena. Bit of a superstition for me. Anyways, I get out and give my keys to the valet. I look at this guy. You know who he is?

 

 Steve: NO WAY. NO GODDAMN WAY!

 

 

 

 Jannik: It's the fucking guy who mugged me! Getting ready to take my keys and get into my car, MY CAR, and drive it somewhere else. You better believe I called the police. 

 

 Adam: That is so ridiculous! That's gotta be a top 10 hockey story all-time. What are the odds of that?!

 

 Jesse: Sorry to interrupt, but if we want to do a presser, we need to get to it.

 

 THE PRESSER, S-D-P!

 

 Jesse: Our first question, a very popular one it seems, is from DomskiesMinne. He says "How do you pronounce your name, just so that we have it from the source?"

 

 Jannik: This is a thing that has kind of annoyed me these past couple years. For the official record, it is "Yah-nihk Knee-lehn". "J" pronounced as a "Y", like in "Joel Armia". 

 

 Adam: If you don't mind me reading this one out, Jesse, here's the next one. From StormFan72. They ask "Do you have a pre-game routine/superstition, and if so what is it?"

 

 Jannik: Yeah, I mentioned the first part earlier. I arrive 5 hours before the game every gameday. Use the stationary bike for an hour, listening to a podcast. Usually, when available, the No-Longer Panago Pizza Steve Dangle Podcast. My pre-game "meal" consists of a Granny Smith apple cut into slices with peanut butter. Very light on the stomach, but fills you up nicely. I also subscribe to the "Last person off the ice" ordeal. 

 

 Jesse: Steve, you can take this one.

 

 Steve: From SDPArtifacts. Is a tennis ball green or yellow?

 

 Jannik: Okay, I've been waiting years to give my take on this one. Regulation tennis balls, are in fact green. 

 

 Adam: How can you argue with literally one of the best tennis players of all time's opinion on this?

 

 Jannik: BECAUSE HE'S WRONG!

 

 Steve: HE IS NOT WRONG. HE IS AN EXPERT ON THE TOPIC. IF A LEGENDARY TENNIS PLAYER SAYS THAT A TENNIS BALL IS YELLOW, THEN IT BETTER DAMN WELL BE KNOW IT'S YELLOW.

 

 Jannik: You cannot trick me with your Toronto conspiracy bullshit, Steve! I know that tennis balls are green because I have eyes! I can see that they're green! 

 

 Jesse: Look at this picture. Tell me that this tennis ball is green, and not in fact yellow.

 

 Jannik: I will not bow down to you, Mr. Blake. I know what I know, you cannot change my mind. Let's move on.

 

 Jesse: From MarkStraighton93. "If you could choose between being in the hall of fame, or winning a championship, which would you choose and why?"
 

 Jannik: No question, championship. I don't really put much stock into the Hall. All that matters to me is my name on that trophy, and our logo on a really shiny, really expensive ring that at least two of us are going to sell to a pawn shop in 20 years for $70 for drugs. 

 

 Adam: Well, that got a little dark. Unfortunately, we have to end it on that dark note. Thank you again Jannik for coming on, and we hope to have you on again sometime in the future. 

 

 Jannik: Thanks guys, I'm fully down to come back on whenever.

 

 

 

 

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That is amazing and so perfect. I felt that WHY NOT?! pierce my ears and whistle straight into my soul. You’re a natural guest, and I suspect you’re probably actually a ghostwriter on their show because damn that’s perfect.
 

Also we HAVE to talk about your mugger. He’s got massive “valet in Ferris Bueller” energy. 
 

 
 

Good job calling the cops cause I’m not giving that guy my keys for anything. 

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