How many teams can Stark play for in his career?

[TurnDaddy 323]

Seriously, how many teams want in on this action? A mediocre player that scores once in a while, sometimes is seen at practice, and is usually out of position when it comes to defense? Come on VHL, you know you want in on this action.

 

Stark has had anything but a quiet career thus far. After winning a Cup with Yukon, the up and rising Winger was drafted to the Davos Dynamo where he got drunk, did drugs, and left his brethren to pursue a life of a rock and roller. When he came back, he found he was traded! Of course Davos went on to win 2 titles after that. Figures.

 

Team 2 on the carousel  was the Cologne Express. Now, normally Stark would jump all over the chance at playing for a team with a train as a mascot, but he was still hooked on drugs instead of phonics, and thus was deemed inactive and traded again.

 

Moving right along, team 3! The New York Americans. Stark loved this team. The locker room was fun, practice was fun, and games were fun. The team atmosphere was phenomenal, but just because that joker Chris decided to pay Stark a little bit extra, he found out he couldn't afford Tony and had to ship him. Team 4, coming right up! Naturally NY is primed for a Cup run and Stark gets to watch his buddies celebrate without him again.

 

Calgary. Fuck Calgary, seriously. This city is a shit hole. I'm not talking about the team itself, in fact Stark does rather enjoy playing with a young core that is only a couple pieces away from a title. He even likes his GM and has history with them. They play fantasy football together, yea know.  It's just the fact that this city is a fucking wasteland. Where's John Candy and the Jamaican bobsled team when you need them?

 

Anyways, back to this team being a few pieces away. I can already tell you how this story ends. Stark gears things up, becomes a stud out on the ice, and Calgary trades him for the players that put them over the top, while Tony misses out again.

 

So, who wants in on this action? At this point Stark wants to play for all the teams, and hey, chances are if you land him and trade him away, a Cup is only a couple seasons away for you and your wonderful fucking team.

Edited August 1, 2014 by Turner

[Victor 10,940]

It should have been one...

[diamond_ace 3,112]

If all goes according to plan, it'll be four.