Rocksliding into S79

[Phil 5,129]

We've have our first batch of games in Season 79, and definitely one of the players looking to make a big slide into stardom is Calgary Wrangler forward, and man chiseled from the side of a mountain, Phil the Rock Johnson.

 

During the off-season, Johnson played in his 2 World Cup for Western Europe, picking up 11 point and 47 hits in the 10 games. Upon his return to Calgary, he was surprised to hear Calgary GM and man who's name is clearly not racist, @Ricer13, appoint him as one the alternate captains for the upcoming season.

 

All this clearly motivated him into stepping into a bigger role for his team. In the second game of the season versus his old team, Seattle, he picked up a goal, an assist, 6 hits, and first star for his efforts. Johnson has his eyes on becoming an offensive force in the league and VHL analysts should watch for him. He may even snag the Funk Trophy this season.