Seabassturd

[Seabass 593]

Well here's to another long offseason. My team didn't make the playoffs this year so I'm just here waiting for the next season to begin and I haven't really been paying much attention to the VHL this past couple weeks. Don't worry i'm still active and claiming tpe, I'm just a little bored of always missing the playoffs. I mostly missed the playoffs with my last player's career and it appears like I'm on track to do much of the same with The Seabasstard. 

 

In my last week's VHL.com article I was hoping that my player would be ejected from every game in the VHL Lottery Tournament as we didn't own our first pick and I didn't want to be doing Toronto no favors. However my player had a different idea and finally decided to actually play good hockey for the first time in his career and lead the Menace in the tournament with 13 points in 10 games. The fuck dude why now? Why can't you do that in the regular season?

 

The Seabasstard should've been called The Seabassturd because he's a fucken turd.