The day Duncan Idaho scored four goals in a game.

[OrbitingDeath 3,183]

The day Duncan Idaho scored four goals in a game. 

 

It was a snowy day in Moscow, that day Duncan Idaho walked outside on his flip flops. As Idaho doesn’t care about the cold. He cares about killing Sardaukars and training his good friend and future Duke, Paul Atreides. While walking in the snow, Idaho decided to go for an ice cream, hotdog flavoured ice cream. After he had the icecream, he decided to go to the movies, the local cinema was showing a russian version of Casablanca.  But as the movie also needed to play in Russia due to certain regulation, the movie was called Omsk instead.

 

Two hours later, the movie ended, with Idaho sincerely disappointed about how bad the movie was, that he wanted to do something fun. So he went to the arcade and played a game of Space Invaders, not with aliens, but the pixel ships are colored in the American flag colors, there’s still a lot of hostility between the countries it seems. After beating the game (as there was only one level) he was once again extremely disappointed that it cost him a whole quarter for these two minutes 

 

So Idaho went for lunch, he ordered pancakes with pulled beef, but after taking out a couple of bites, he immediatly had a feeling in his stomach that he needed to go for number two…..  The beef seemed over date and he spent the next few hours on the potty. As you imagined, this did not make Idaho happy either. 

 

He still had a game to play and took out all his anger on the opponents goaltender and scored four goals. 

The end. 
 

[Spartan 4,402]

We really need to talk about your diet lol, you make Phil Kessel seem like a dietician.

[OrbitingDeath 3,183]

17 hours ago, Spartan said:

We really need to talk about your diet lol, you make Phil Kessel seem like a dietician.

That's exactly the guy I hired as mine, how did you know.