Run Turtle... run.

[Phil 5,119]

In a shocking revelation, VHL.com has uncovered that the (pretty) long-term member @GustavMattias is none other than the fourth wheel of an entourage to Vincent Chase. 

 

Vincent, most popular for playing Aquaman in the James Cameron triumph, grew up in Queens, NY, and Gustav (aka Turtle), was there alongside him the whole time

 

It's a wonder that he's kept it a secret for so long. After Vince sailed off into the Sunset on married life, Turtle, cashing in his shares of his tequila company, owned by Mark Cuban, connected with the Shark to get his foot in the door with the VHL. 

 

From there, he used his small fortune to hire the best trainers, nutrionists, and equipment to help him be VHL-ready. He also used his connections to Mark Cuban to get himself a position of VHL-GM, a position he's held for many seasons. 

 

Turtle is a self-made with-a-little-bit-of-help man. He has nothing to be ashamed of, but for whatever reason, he's withheld the truth from us for so long. So it only took this reporter 3 pints of strong ale to uncover and shout out the truth. 

 

 

 

Edited October 22, 2021 by Phil

[Gustav 6,407]

Ah shit you got me