#AsktheBouch: Messing with the media?!?

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Here we are one again for the horrible but sometimes entertaining series that we like to call #AsktheBouch with Robert Bouchard of the Prague Phantoms. Without faffing about to much lets get into the interview:

 

Interviewer: “Playoff are right around the corner so is there anything that you are currently working on in practice?”

 

RB: “Are you saying that I am not good enough and I need to actually work on my game? What aspect of my game do you think I need to work on? Huh!”

 

Interviewer: “That is what I meant by that as I think you are elite top ten point getter in this league. I meant what aspects of your game do you think you can dominate HC David with?”

 

RB: “Are you for real? Top ten point scorer in the league. I don’t even think I cracked the top fifteen in the league this season. Give it a break will you!!”

 

Interviewer: “Again I didn’t mean it like that. I mean simply you are a good forward that lead your team in scoring again this season so what can you do to help your team win in the Playoffs?”

 

RB: “Just a good player!! Just a Good Player!! Common man I am over looked by the majority the league as it I don’t need the local press guy over looking me as well. I know that while I am leading Prague it doesn’t means anything to the rest of the league. I am no Laundry II after all!!”

 

Interviewer: “Uh, Okay!! So how can you help Prague win in the playoffs?”

 

RB: “Scoring more than the other team means you win the game.”

 

Interviewer: “F* This!! I see that this is going now where fast!! I F* quit!!”

 

RB: “Why are you quitting? When the going gets tough you need to dig deeper, try harder and simply out work the others to get the result that you want. That is how you win in the Playoffs. Practice all the good habits drive to the net hard, back check to the post and watch your positioning at both ends of the ice. That is what I am working on right now getting ready for the playoffs. We simple need to out work HC Davos and then the results should come!!”

 

Interviewer: “Uh, F* you!!

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