Seymour Butts falls on butt

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I fell on my ass. It's a thing. Whatever.

 

All the memes in the media has been a bit crazy to be honest. I saw a clip of the incident and it had over 5 million views in 4 hours. 5 million people watched that, in 4 hours. What the actual frig is that about? Just let me be me lads. I get the humour because my last name is Butts. Haha. So funny. Jeez, Seymour Butts fell on his butt. HAHA. There will be a day where I get retribution. Where I will win some award and get my pride back. There will be a day where I show you something worth of value of play. I know, I'm a terrible skater and barely know how to hold the stick but I can slap that puck harder then the hulk could, probably.

 

I also can barely be an adult. So what I have a drinking problem? So what if I snort more cocaine then Robert Downey Jr, Drew Barrymore and my mother? I enjoy it and it makes me feel alive. Would I endorse these behaviours to someone else? Hell yes I would but uh, maybe I'm not a reliable source of positive influence.

Edited November 29, 2021 by fonziGG