150 Words of Utter Sheit

[Frank 5,259]

Reporting from David Knight's closet.

 

To stay true to the title, this will be a pointless fan590 article. Yes they used to be called fan590's because Toronto is the center of the universe. Today we will be discussing topics such as why the meta can go fuck itself and why Vancouver should be relocated to purgatory, I mean Quebec. 

 

Meta

I remember the days when players would strive for 99s across the board. Then if they saved their tpe and invested in dividends, it allowed them to put points into important attributes like Discipine, Fighting and Leadership. In one word that was BORING. Thankfully after 80 seasons the VHL has discovered more exciting player builds with more variety, gone are the days of every player having the exact same build, god that would suck.

 

Relocation

The Vancouver Wolves should be relocated back to Quebec, and rebranded as the Meute. Here's why

 

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