Florida Man crosses the globe in his favorite crocs

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BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man escapes jail, dominates WJC, steals Renaissance Cup

 

          To say the least, it has been a very busy week for Florida Man. It didn't take long for him to escape after he was arrested for assisting in armed robbery. One night behind bars was all she wrote, as Florida Man found himself on a flight to meet up with his fellow American teammates at the World Junior Championship the next morning. Man was simply dominant, leading the entire tournament with 12 goals, 25 points, 103 shots and no penalty minutes in just 10 games. Notably scoring the golden goal in overtime against Team Europe last night. While we thought he was celebrating the win with his team, he did a total 180 and took a flight to Stockholm to pay another visit to the Renaissance Cup. Somehow, he managed to get so intoxicated that he stripped down to his crocs, took the Renaissance Cup and left! Nobody has seen him since, but LA Stars training camp starts tomorrow, so you should expect him to turn up sooner or later. His availability for the start of the season is still in question because of his legal trouble. It is only a matter of time before this situation is solved. I expect the outcome to be as whacky as the past several days have been. Just know there is drama in the forecast, so look forward to more in the near future. 

 

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Edited January 25, 2022 by zepheter
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