The Seabasstard Training Camp Update

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Training camp has been underway it's been a week now and fans are patiently waiting for the beginning of Season 82. After another finals appearance, fans know that their team's window is closing and they're hoping that this is the year their team can win it all. 

 

One player who has been receiving a fair amount of fan hate lately this training camp is centerman, The Seabasstard. The Seabasstard showed up to this year's training camp overweight and clearly out of shape. Almost like he had not skated since the finals loss to the Vancouver Wolves. Hell, with the beard he was now sporting it doesn't even look like he has even shaved since the loss either. 

 

In the training camp drills it looks like The Seabasstard is consistently lagging behind his teammates and just seems out of gas and out of touch. The coaching staff have noticed and some of their discussions with the player at camp seemed to have gotten pretty heated up at times.

 

" I told him, he's overweight and out of shape and if he's going to be continuing to play in the VHL he's going to have to get back with the program and fast. His conditioning hasn't been acceptable and it's becoming a distraction to the team."

-Moscow Head Coach

 

"Yeah I guess I've had a little too much fun this offseason and had a few too many to drink over the summer. It's been all play and no work and I just got to get back to work. I may be a little guilty here of using the Training Camp to get myself back into game shape, kinda like some of the stories you'd hear from some of the old time NHLers. But it's modern times and the modern athlete doesn't take a day off and I have to hold myself to that standard. Not just for myself but for my team."

-The Seabasstard