Two Grills, No Cups

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Well everyone Calen McKay has arrived down in Mexico City to play in the VHLM and the one thing he lacks is a cup, but he does have two BBQ grills which is perfect to invite his new teammates over for a good ol fashioned BBQ. Truth is I just wanted to use that title for this VHL Article and that's why I wrote it. That being said if someone does show up at this VHL BBQ please bring some red solo cups as we have tons of drinks but people are getting bottle service; literally they are being serviced directly from the bottle. McKay doesn't get paid a lot to play in the minors so he didn't have leftover money to spend on cups or even bowls to drink from. I'm sure someone on this forum or league has access to a Costco gold card or even could stop by a Walgreens on their way to the residence. McCay is hoping one day he can drink from a real VHL related cup but again, at this rate he won't be hydrated enough to get to that stage. By the way, does anyone know where to find blow up dolls shipped like Phil Kessel? One of the girls here (Amanda or something) has a fixing for some Kessel and I told her she could go visit him if she just went through the border to Arizona. What the hell has this VHL Fan Article turned into by the way?