Vampire Murders Up, Countermeasures Required

[AIM-11 134]

The VHL has encountered a strange new problem recently, with deaths via vampire on the rise in cities that have VHLM teams.  While it is unclear as to who exactly is causing the deaths, the recent spike in punctured neck and blood-drained corpses, in cities such as Saskatoon and Bern, has led VHL officials to try and put in countermeasures to stop the crimes.

 

An unnamed official commented recently on the issue, and what is being done to try and stem the flow of blood.

 

"One of the biggest problems is that not only is this killer ... well ... killing people, but our research has indicated that there may be other things happening related to the removal of memories.  This has given us a whole new set of problems to deal with, as it makes it tough to interview people when they don't remember a thing!"

 

"However, we have one potential way of getting around this issue with the recent addition of the AIM-11 hockey robot to the league.  The AIM-11 does not have a human brain, and it does not have blood, so we are hoping it can be used to try and track down this killer, at least during the down time when he's not training, playing, or performing his community service time."

 

The league will be providing updates to this issue as they become available.

 

[Victor 10,642]

Robots Vs Vampires - how has Hollywood not jumped on this yet?

[Da Trifecta 1,896]

LUL he got another thing coming if he thinks he can handle Klaus

[AIM-11 134]

AIM-11 only has 1.  Thing coming.