Tucker Season Might Be Finished But It’s Not Done At All

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Well, the title explains a lot, I guess. Vacnouver’s captain and right winger, Henry Tucker, has completed another season in the VHL. This year was a bit of a down year for him, as he had “only” 53 goals (T-7th), 52 assists, 105 points, 105 PIM, 237 hits, and 37 shots blocked. However, he had 7 game winners and 15 power play goals (tied for 4th), as well a 3-0-2 record in fights (winning fights is more important than anything else amirite). The final stretch of the season was very good, though, so let’s see where he’s at on the Vanny leaderboards!

 

Games: 432 (T-5th): Tucker finally catches up with all the people who have played 6 full seasons. By the time he retires, he’ll be tied for 3rd.

 

Goals: 211 (4th): Just 1 behind Zolnek, and if he can hold of Jivere, he’ll take the lead in franchise goals.

 

Assists: 260 (7th): No way he touches this record, though he will at least get to 5th and maybe even 4th if he’s lucky.

 

Points: 471 (4th): Unless RGN and Zolnek leave, no chance for him. 3rd if definitely achievable, since he only needs 72 points.

 

PIM: 805 (1st): Now 100 minutes ahead of 2nd place, Tucker just wants this to be unbreakable.

 

Hits: 1436 (1st): Also very far ahead of everyone else, so I’m just trying my best to establish a very high bar to vault over.

 

Shots: 2230 (4th): Damn, I’ve been in 4th for forever. I want some variation, OK? Good thing I’ll at least be in 2nd after this year.

 

Game Winners: 29 (3rd): I can definitely make it to 2nd. 13 game winners in a season will take some really special talents that I don’t possess, though.

 

 

And all that’s fine and dandy, but guess what? THE PLAYOFFS HAVE STARTED!!!! And you know what that means, @Shindigs? More stats!!!!! Currently, Tucker has 12 points in 10 game (4 GL, 8 AS) as well as 15 PIM, 24 hits, 9 shots blocked, 2 game winners, and a power play goal. We also get to see the playoffs leaderboard cause it’s fun times.

 

Games: 48 (10th): If we hadn’t sucked for my Y2 and 3 in the majors, this woulda been much higher.

Goals: 28 (T-3rd) - In spite of my lack of games, I still know how to get that ball in the net

Assists: 29 (T-7th) - I still don’t know how to pass, even though I have 70 passing. Smh my head.

Points: 57 (5th) - Everyone above me is active, so mission accomplished, I guess.

PIM: 88 (4th) - Uh oh. Gotta work on this if I want to be truly awe-inspiring when it comes to my lack of rule-following.

Hits: 148 (2nd) - I only need 6 here, so I got this one in the bag.

Game Winners: 6 (T-1st) - Well, apparently I’m the most clutch Wolves player ever, with 1 game winner every 8 playoff games. Big win for me. 

 

Retire my jersey once I retire @Nykonax.

 

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13 minutes ago, NSG said:

More stats!!!