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Ivan Retoslav, future VHL star?


eagle_3450

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Ivan Retoslav was found drunk in an alley the other night. He was celebrating an amazing season with his teammates when he suddenly wandered off and they couldn't find him. Many beleieve that this will cause his draft stock to drop. Most teams do not want their players to have the public image of being a drunk who always manages to get in trouble. Although this is the first time he's done it in Houston, this is not the first time it has happened. Back in the S81 JST, Retoslav went and got drunk after scoring his first goal. He was also there when his teammate Babushka in San Diego stole $500 from DJ fire dragon at a bar. Only time will tell if this will drop him out of the possible top 15 candidates. Retoslav himself said that he was very embarrassed about the encounter and even more so thanks to the fact that it was Hammar Voss (the #3 candidate in the S82 draft) that found him in the alley. We didn't mention the fact that he was also playing poker for a beer bottle with a homeless man, even if he's a future star he is still breaking laws. The police let him off with a warning this time, but said that if it happened again that he would be fined very heavily. Retoslav has promised to not get drunk again.

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Could be worse, at least he wasn't found in a toilet booth with ALL THE DRUGS, like former 4th OA pick BGCS allegedly was.

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5 minutes ago, Shindigs said:

Could be worse, at least he wasn't found in a toilet booth with ALL THE DRUGS, like former 4th OA pick BGCS allegedly was.

But this wasn't "allegedly" he really was found drunk by Voss in a back alley playing poker for a beer bottle with a homeless man.

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8 minutes ago, eagle_3450 said:

But this wasn't "allegedly" he really was found drunk by Voss in a back alley playing poker for a beer bottle with a homeless man.

But what if Voss was also drunk? Maybe it was all just his drunken imagination? With the power of PR specialists and a solid heaping of BS, anything is possible!

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7 minutes ago, Shindigs said:

But what if Voss was also drunk? Maybe it was all just his drunken imagination? With the power of PR specialists and a solid heaping of BS, anything is possible!

Well, I mean the police detained him and breathalyzed him so I don't think there is a way to get rid of this one.

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2 hours ago, eagle_3450 said:

Well, I mean the police detained him and breathalyzed him so I don't think there is a way to get rid of this one.

That's what they said about the BGCS one, then those charges just magically disappeared.🤷‍♂️

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