Juan Ceson actually showed up to Training Camp

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Bringing it back for Juan more Ceson

 

No this is not fake news, as much as it does sound like it. For the longest time management of both the Aces and the Wranglers have been up against a brick wall when trying to negotiate some kind of training schedule with Juan Ceson. He keeps insisting that his crippling gambling addiction hobby means he simply does not have the time to actually practice, and even when he does he just never seems to be able to actually apply what he learns on the ice. This was a cause for some concern, as the management could clearly see that Juan Ceson had the potential within him to be so much more.

 

Fast forward to this off-season and the new Vegas GM Anthony Pratt came in mid negotiations with Juan Ceson, at the time the already in place AGM eagle had decided that the best approach was to give Juan Ceson literally everything he wanted without first making sure to get anything back, in the hopes that this negotiation tactic would work. It did not. Ceson simply didn't seem to get on board with any proposed workouts the team's trainers could come up with. They were always slightly wrong for his needs in one way or another, and any time the trainers thought they had managed to create a bulletproof concept, Ceson always found a loophole to get out of training.

 

The breakthrough came when Juan Ceson's agent "Best Bot Ever", who is in fact a bot, was approached by fellow bot MEE6 or as it's known in the Las Vegas Locker Room "Mega Piece of Shit" with an idea for an enforcer type build that would let Juan Ceson "BEEP the shit out of the opponents". BEEP being bot code for beating someone, apparently. At first Best Bot Ever was very wary of this message and thought maybe it was just Vegas management trying to trick him by sending messages through the bot proxy at regular intervals. Which lead to this transpiring:

After realizing that the bot wasn't going to reply, since it was actually acting out of its own free will. Best Bot Ever had to come to terms with the fact that maybe MEE6 actually wanted what was best for Juan Ceson.

 

This is where we cut to a Rocky-tier training montage of Juan Ceson spending this entire off-season back claiming .com articles hitting the gym, working on his fighting skills (and sometimes even his hockey skills) and overall campaigning for his role as potential captain of the Aces this coming season. "Leading from the box" as it were. With his cause gaining traction and the TPE rolling in week by week, it looked like Ceson was actually getting ready for the season.

 

This leads us to the first game of pre-season, where suddenly Juan Ceson came walking in the Locker Room looking leaner, meaner and less like he just got beat up by a loan shark than ever before. In fact he looked like a changed man, with more confidence in his stride and the attitude of someone who is ready to take on the world. We were all ready to see if Juan would get in a fight right away in the series against Mexico, but alas he didn't take a single penalty. When we asked him why, his answer was simple: "They had too many bots on the blue line, I don't hurt my own people" Which honestly is a pretty fair point, so kudos on the sportsmanship Juan. But Vegas fans and player alike will be looking forward to Juan Ceson "BEEPing the shit" out of our opposition sooner rather than later.

 

(The author may have needed to take creative liberties with the order in which events transpired, for the sake of the storytelling)