TUCKERRRRR

[NSG 498]

Didn’t do this last week so I need to do it this week. Wolves winger Henry Tucker continues to play hockey, as he has 22 goals and 16 assists in 39 games, as well as 149 hits, 55 shots blocked (already a career high), 3 game winners, 4 power play goals, and 20 PIM. Here are the leaderboards, cause @Shindigs

 

Games: 471 (4th) - Won’t get any higher than tied for 3rd, but that ain’t half bad.

Goals: 233 (1st) - It is done! Henry Tucker is the best Vancouver scorer to ever exist! Zolnek has faltered and Tucker only does goals and not assists, thus he holds a comfortable margin over Zolnek that he will likely keep.

Assists: 276 (5th) - Little to no chance of making it to 4th, but whatevs, I guess. Top 5 is pretty damn good as well.

Points: 509 (4th) - He needs a point a game this season to take 3rd, and he’s not on track for that… Get on track, stupid. Change the Strats so I score @Nykonax.

PIM: 825 (1st) - I continue to be good at being a bad boy. Clearly Vancouver hasn’t drafted enough dumbasses in its time, so ez dubs for me.

Hits: 1585 (1st) - As Tucker has a resurgence in hits, it remains to be seen whether he can get to 1750 before he hangs up his skates. It’s doable, but old age is really stinging him.

Shots: 2459 (1st) - Now a record-holder in 4 categories, Tucker is simply focused on a very easy-to-achieve 2500 shots!

Game Winners: 32 (2nd) - Hasn’t got one in a while, maybe he just needs to score more goals? Could help a bit if ya ask me.

 

That’s it, see y’all next week.

[Shindigs 1,771]

3 hours ago, NSG said:

maybe he just needs to score more goals? Could help a bit if ya ask me.

It's a crazy plan, but it just might work!