Dok Rambles for 500 Words

[DoktorFunk 810]

Where do I find myself now? Chip Stone has been traded away from Oslo and to Cologne! All aboard the Express, baby! Excited for the opportunity there and I hope Stone wins the cup there so when I can graduate to the VHL, I’m already a champion! Let’s see, what else?

 

The podcast should be coming back this week! If you have any things you’d like us to discuss, let me know! I’m just rambling about league stuff at the moment because I don’t want to wait for my doubles week. Spyro and I are probably going to discuss each other’s most successful players (I personally want to pretend that Jolly Greene Giant doesn’t exist. He didn’t amount to much) which means I’ll be discussing a hefty amount of Jimmy Spyro’s career. 

 

I suppose we could just turn the conversation to underrated players in general. There have to be a ton of them, and I’d be curious to hear what you all think is the most underrated player. I haven’t been paying as much attention to the league until this season, so I’m not entirely sure. I feel like the best usually make it into the Hall of Fame, but it’s more fun to argue over the Hall of Very Good players.

 

Seattle seems to be doing well. I wish I was on the main roster, but hopefully they’ll still be hot this season. The locker room has exploded in activity recently, so it’s cool to be something bigger than myself again. I really enjoyed the sense of comradery that the Bears/Hounds had back in the 60s. That’s what kept me around.

 

My next player that I’d like to make would either be named Vladimir Shootin’ (although this might be a bit insensitive, but very funny) or Future Considerations. I can’t believe no one has made a player named Future Considerations yet. I feel like it’s up there with being one of the very best meme names around, and I’m hoping it’ll still be available now that I’ve put this out in the ether. 

 

Classes have ended for me for this semester. I really enjoyed going back to school for the first time in a while. Ethics was a super interesting subject, and I’ll be super tempted in the future to continue studying it, although it’ll also be very nice to have time to myself during summer break. Thankfully, I have plenty of time at my new job to write articles and do schoolwork. I can’t believe I’m actually close to getting my Associate’s Degree!

 

I should be having my vacation in September. My girlfriend and I are going to Arizona, which I hear is absolutely beautiful. Sedona and the Grand Canyon are the destinations, and I’m really excited to see the desert! There’s something super mysterious and exciting about the desert. I love the idea of just being out in the middle of nowhere and looking up at the stars! I can’t wait! Maybe I won’t come back……… Just kidding.

[Gustav 6,420]

12 hours ago, DoktorFunk said:

I suppose we could just turn the conversation to underrated players in general. There have to be a ton of them, and I’d be curious to hear what you all think is the most underrated player. I haven’t been paying as much attention to the league until this season, so I’m not entirely sure. I feel like the best usually make it into the Hall of Fame, but it’s more fun to argue over the Hall of Very Good players.

 

...this is literally the article series I posted a status update about last week. First one should be dropping later today and Greene might be part of the series at some point.

[DoktorFunk 810]

1 hour ago, Gustav said:

 

...this is literally the article series I posted a status update about last week. First one should be dropping later today and Greene might be part of the series at some point.

I read your Best Player from Every Draft Class! Looking forward to it!

[der meister 3,189]

First of all, points for an accurate thread title. This was as stream of consciousness as it gets, and I dig it. I'd rather your next player be named Vladimir Poopin', to be honest. I'm still in my VHL rookie season and I already plan on my next player being a Ukrainian sniper. Good luck with the rest of your continuing education, and the trip to Arizona. I can't imagine being there in the summer, with how hot it's been here in New York, but best of luck to you. No grammar issues, easy flow to the piece considering the disjointed topics. Might be nice to have some color or an image or something just to break up the text wall, but otherwise 10/10