Choose your own adventure VHL style (stolen from berocka)

[Hogan 1,367]

Welcome to my first ever pick your adventure style article, it will also be my only. Start off by picking a position.

 

A: Defense

B: Forward

C: Goalie

 

 

A: You sadly get drafted to DC. You spend your entire career there and because they're so bad you rack up around 350 shot blocks per game and are their only decent player. You finish your career with 700 points and around 200000 shot blocks. You make the hall of fame after 5 attempts.

 

B: Toronto trades for all the first round picks so you end up there. You spend two seasons playing great hockey and you sign an extension as the team is getting better and better. Cup hopes are gleaming. You and the entire team are then traded for future first round picks and the cycle continues.

 

C:  You get drafted to Vancouver, where you sign an eight year contract. You play as backup for your entire career. Due to a Vancouver curse, you only play 36 career games as your GM keeps forgetting to do their backup games.