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Praise be to Simon


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It seems as though the repercussions for Landon Wolanin’s recent occult activity have come to fruition to start the season. The Wranglers and the Marlins are both off to incredibly hot starts as the almighty Simon seems to be blessing both teams with great performances, perhaps as a reward for praising him so much. Landon personally seems to be suffering, having only scored 1 measly point in the first 8 games of the season. Perhaps it is some sort of ritualistic suffering in order to please the otherworldly overlord. Words have never been enough to please Simon historically, and it seems Wolanin has found out what the price is of team success. No matter how hard he trains and how focused he becomes on his offensive output, Simon takes what he wants. Will Simon get bored of causing just Wolanin suffering? Will this plague spread to the other Marlins and Wranglers players? How long can this dominant team play last before Simon turns his back? It is a dangerous game to play with fate and the occult, but so far, sacrificing Landon Wolanin has been the best thing the Marlins and Wranglers could have done.

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19 minutes ago, jacobcarson877 said:

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It seems as though the repercussions for Landon Wolanin’s recent occult activity have come to fruition to start the season. The Wranglers and the Marlins are both off to incredibly hot starts as the almighty Simon seems to be blessing both teams with great performances, perhaps as a reward for praising him so much. Landon personally seems to be suffering, having only scored 1 measly point in the first 8 games of the season. Perhaps it is some sort of ritualistic suffering in order to please the otherworldly overlord. Words have never been enough to please Simon historically, and it seems Wolanin has found out what the price is of team success. No matter how hard he trains and how focused he becomes on his offensive output, Simon takes what he wants. Will Simon get bored of causing just Wolanin suffering? Will this plague spread to the other Marlins and Wranglers players? How long can this dominant team play last before Simon turns his back? It is a dangerous game to play with fate and the occult, but so far, sacrificing Landon Wolanin has been the best thing the Marlins and Wranglers could have done.

to praise simon be

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