Alpha Male Build Guide

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Have you ever looked at your player and thought, “huh, my player is kind of a loser. I wish they could be more of an Alpha Male”? Well you’re in luck, because I have assembled the perfect Alpha Male TPE guide just for you!

 

Put TP In

- Body Checking: The harder you are, the better it feels (so I’ve heard). Pound harder, be better. Simple maths

- Grit: Girls never want the nice guy, and as an Alpha, the primary puller of girls, you cannot be labeled as a nice guy. Show some grit, look like an asshole, and pull some chicks.

- Offensive Vision: An Alpha is always on the prowl, ready to pounce on any fine dames out there.

- Speed: Nice guys finish last. Alphas finish first

- Slapshot: Sometimes you just have to slap the shit out of something. May that be a beta or a chick’s ass.

- Leadership: You’re the head of the pack, so you gotta act like it

- Poise: An Alpha never gets rattled. Even if they’re wrong, they’re right.

 

Avoid Like the Plague

- Deking: This stat is for your fighting and dancing skills. Alpha Males don’t dance (it’s for losers) and they never need to get their hands dirty and fight some schmuck. Irrelevant stat

- Stick Handling: An Alpha pulls so many chicks, that he doesn’t need to handle his stick on his own. If you find the need to do some ‘stick work’, you’ve lost your Alpha status

- Passing: An Alpha never passes. They’re too busy scoring

- Faceoffs: An Alpha doesn’t need to compete with other dudes to pull chicks, it just comes naturally. 

- Poke Checking: Are you seriously gonna be poking and prodding with your stick? NO! An Alpha just slams it wherever he wants and it works out.

- Defensive Coverage: An Alpha is always in attack mode. To be on the defensive is to show weakness, and an Alpha never shows weakness.

- Wrist Shot: We all know how you strengthen those wrists, and an Alpha doesn’t do that.

- Fighting: Alphas don’t fight. They make guys fight for them.

 

And there you have it. Copy this guide perfectly and you’ll have a prime Alpha Male player!