Chip Stone Banned from Press Conferences

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The VHL world was shocked today when Chip Stone took to the press conference table and made some shocking remarks. When asked whether Chicago was his ideal matchup or if he would've preferred Vancouver, Stone said "Vancouver deez nuts." The reporters were shocked, and asking whether DC was the favored opponent, Stone replied "DC? More like C Deez Nuts." The reporter, visibly shocked, asked Stone how he could be so immature. Stone then asked the reporter "Do you like pudding?" The reporter said yes and Stone snapped "Pudding deez nuts in your mouth?" This behavior has landed Stone a banning from press conferences for life. When asked about his harrowing experience, reporter Harold Woodcock for the Seattle Hard Times had this to say: "That wasn't funny. That's just immature. My wife Ima and I have had to suffer through that kind of trauma our whole lives. Even our children Richard and Mai will have to. It's just a terrible example for the children."