Tagger 2,722 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Edwin Encarnacion is not a turd. That’s far too generous. Edwin Encarnacion is in fact a turd that has been sliced open, had another TWO turds put inside of the open turd, sealed itself shut through science, approached by a wild bear, eaten by the wild bear, shat out by the bear (so this is now two turds within a turd within another turd) and then put in a Cleveland Browns uniform. Yeah, he’s not in the top 10 in anything right now, he’s actually legitimately the worst thing in the league right now. Not that he hasn’t been the worst thing in the league since forever, but yeah it’s now confirmed, he’s the shittiest player in the league. He’s such a danger to the Wranglers right now that even if the team were to guarantee mathematical qualification into the playoffs, Encarnacion could still find a way to have them miss it. He’s not even getting penalties for fucks sake! PENALTIES! He isn’t blocking any shots either, since he still thinks the SB stands for Stolen Bases, because he’s DUMB! GAARRRRRRR! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12931-youre-so-vain-you-probably-think-the-marylin-manson-cover-of-this-article-is-about-you/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,112 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Not getting penalties? Who are you and what have you done with Encarnacion? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/12931-youre-so-vain-you-probably-think-the-marylin-manson-cover-of-this-article-is-about-you/#findComment-133194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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