London Press Conference

[Triller 1,684]

2 hours ago, JCarson said:

1) If London can't win the Championship, which team do you thin should win?

2) Which player on London will have the most points during the playoffs?

3) Wil we win the play in round against Prague?

4) Who in the North American Conference should Make the Championship finals?

5) Will Jesse Teno put up a similar performance in the playoffs as season 88?

6) What is one improvement we should make in the offseason?

1.  Davos.  I like the team and players so I think it should be them.

2.  I have to guess Igor will have the most points!  Had a great season and was far and away the best on the team!

3.  We will.  We perform best I'm the playoffs and I see no reason for that trend to end.

4.  It is looking like Seattle will but I am hoping for Vancouver just so we can upset a different team!

5.  100% they will!  They showed up in a lot of big games in the regular season so the trend will continue.

6.  6th forward!  We should have a prospect moving up so that will fill the gap. Other than that, plan for the future and start picking some top players in the draft.

[badcolethetitan 935]

3 hours ago, JCarson said:

1) If London can't win the Championship, which team do you thin should win?

2) Which player on London will have the most points during the playoffs?

3) Wil we win the play in round against Prague?

4) Who in the North American Conference should Make the Championship finals?

5) Will Jesse Teno put up a similar performance in the playoffs as season 88?

6) What is one improvement we should make in the offseason?

 

1) I think Davos deserves a title. They've been so close but haven't been able to get over the finish line.

2) It will have to be Igor, he's had a fantastic season and has carried us to be honest.

3) Yes of course we're going to win! We went on a run last season and I think we can do it again.

4) I believe Seattle will make the finals again, but you never know!

5) No they won't put up a similar performance, they'll do even better. I can feel it!

6) We need another forward honestly. It's hard to play with only five forwards for part of the season and expect to score goals.

[Aimee 1,140]

14 hours ago, JCarson said:

1) If London can't win the Championship, which team do you thin should win?

2) Which player on London will have the most points during the playoffs?

3) Wil we win the play in round against Prague?

4) Who in the North American Conference should Make the Championship finals?

5) Will Jesse Teno put up a similar performance in the playoffs as season 88?

6) What is one improvement we should make in the offseason?

1. Either Davos or Moscow. I think Spartan has paid his due to the devil but Davos is just so strong especially with Lachlan.

2. Igov for sure. 10 GWG during the regular season is an incredible stat.

3. I hope so but I think it's going to be a hard fight to the finish if we do.

4. Seattle. They were just too damn good this season not to.

5. They better or I'm going to have a rough off season.

6. The depth of a forward. Gotta work on that shot differential in the future.

[JCarson 734]

Okay so we are going to go a little off the beaten track for this one.

 

1) Provide a link to a recipe for a food you like?

2)Provide a picture of your favorite cartoon character?

3) What is your favorite unhealthy snack food?

4) Where was the last place you went on vacation, would you recommend it?

5) What food makes you the most gaseous?

6) Can you parallel park?

[badcolethetitan 935]

2 minutes ago, JCarson said:

Okay so we are going to go a little off the beaten track for this one.

 

1) Provide a link to a recipe for a food you like?

2)Provide a picture of your favorite cartoon character?

3) What is your favorite unhealthy snack food?

4) Where was the last place you went on vacation, would you recommend it?

5) What food makes you the most gaseous?

6) Can you parallel park?

 

1) My choice would be Banana Bread. It's super good. https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/banana_bread/

2) It has to be Patrick Star, my man is a legend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Star

3) Cape Cod Potato Chips. They're really good and I could eat them all day.

4) The last place I went was the Bahamas for a week. I would recommend it, but last time I went I got COVID-19. It wasn't fun

5) Taco Bell. It's good, but it's a disaster after.

6) I've never had to, but I probably could if I need to.

[Triller 1,684]

31 minutes ago, JCarson said:

Okay so we are going to go a little off the beaten track for this one.

 

1) Provide a link to a recipe for a food you like?

2)Provide a picture of your favorite cartoon character?

3) What is your favorite unhealthy snack food?

4) Where was the last place you went on vacation, would you recommend it?

5) What food makes you the most gaseous?

6) Can you parallel park?

1.  https://www.spendwithpennies.com/banana-chocolate-chip-muffins/

 

Mahatma Ghandi from the original Clone High USA!

2.  

 

3.  I have so many but I would probably go with licorice, twizzlers.  More unconventional would be chocolate chips.  Just put em in a bowl and eat em!

 

4.  Currently on vacation in Turtle Lake, Saskatchewan visiting family!  Been coming here my whole life and it is my favorite places on earth!  I can't recommend since we have a cabin and my experiences here aren't something you can replicate just by coming lol

 

5.  Really anything with Sugar!  Didn't happen when I was younger but now anything with a good amount of sugar in it helps me clear a room.  Starting to give me heart burn too.  Getting older!

 

6.  I used to be able to but now that I think about it, I can't even remember the last time I did it.  I'm never desperate enough to parallel park over walking 10 blocks if it means not stopping traffic to park.

Edited July 30, 2023 by Triller

[Aimee 1,140]

21 hours ago, JCarson said:

Okay so we are going to go a little off the beaten track for this one.

 

1) Provide a link to a recipe for a food you like?

2)Provide a picture of your favorite cartoon character?

3) What is your favorite unhealthy snack food?

4) Where was the last place you went on vacation, would you recommend it?

5) What food makes you the most gaseous?

6) Can you parallel park?

1. https://toriavey.com/holiday-brisket/

2. https://www.rd.com/article/facts-about-winnie-the-pooh/

3. Vanilla ice cream drowning in rainbow sprinkles.

4. Saratoga Springs, NY. Sure, if but I would recommend it more for fall than summer. Or during horse racing season if you're into that.

5. Broccoli and cabbage. 

6. Yes! I don't do it often but when I do...it's pretty decent for someone who never does it lol.

[JCarson 734]

It is Sunday so time for a new press conference

 

1) My wife just made chocolate chip cookies, what is your favorite type of cookie?

2) It also happened to be chore day, what chore do you hate doing the most?

3) London had 79 points in season 89, will they have more or less in season 90?

4) Which player retirement is going to impact the team the most in season 90?

5) Are you a cat or dog person?

6) If you had the ability to eliminate one food from existence what would it be?

[Triller 1,684]

2 minutes ago, JCarson said:

It is Sunday so time for a new press conference

 

1) My wife just made chocolate chip cookies, what is your favorite type of cookie?

2) It also happened to be chore day, what chore do you hate doing the most?

3) London had 79 points in season 89, will they have more or less in season 90?

4) Which player retirement is going to impact the team the most in season 90?

5) Are you a cat or dog person?

6) If you had the ability to eliminate one food from existence what would it be?

1.  Oatmeal Chocolate Chip!  My mom makes them and I've always really liked them!  I used to love goodie rings but can't find them anymore 

 

2.  Laundry.  I hang dry all my stuff except for socks but my wife hangs some stuff and uses the dryer for other stuff but I can't remember which is which cause she has so many clothes!  Also folding is not fun.

 

3.  We will have more!  A 6th forward should help I think and though we lost a D man to FA, we will get another plus my player will still be getting better!

 

4.  Probably Igor.  Has been putting up the points for us and I don't think we will have the depth to fill that kind of gap.

 

5.  I have a dog and have had cats but I have enjoyed having a dog more. I am not a "dog person" though in the same way as someone who knows dog breeds and is always asking about your dog just so they can tell you about theirs.

 

6.  Tofu.  I've tried it every which way from a couple friends and it just never tastes good to me.  If it was gone it wouldn't bother me in the least!

[Aimee 1,140]

19 hours ago, JCarson said:

It is Sunday so time for a new press conference

 

1) My wife just made chocolate chip cookies, what is your favorite type of cookie?

2) It also happened to be chore day, what chore do you hate doing the most?

3) London had 79 points in season 89, will they have more or less in season 90?

4) Which player retirement is going to impact the team the most in season 90?

5) Are you a cat or dog person?

6) If you had the ability to eliminate one food from existence what would it be?

1. Oatmeal Raisin 

2. Vacuuming

3. Hopefully more!

4. Igor. He's a big part of our offense and I agree with Triller, he's going to be hard to replace.

5. Was all dog but now that I have a cat, it's 60/40 in favor of dog.

6. Balut. Saw it on a show once and my grandma ate it on a vacation. No fucking thank you. I also don't recommend looking it up if you don't already know what it is. I promise you're not ready to know and you never will be.

[jacobcarson877 2,547]

On 8/6/2023 at 2:15 PM, JCarson said:

It is Sunday so time for a new press conference

 

1) My wife just made chocolate chip cookies, what is your favorite type of cookie?

2) It also happened to be chore day, what chore do you hate doing the most?

3) London had 79 points in season 89, will they have more or less in season 90?

4) Which player retirement is going to impact the team the most in season 90?

5) Are you a cat or dog person?

6) If you had the ability to eliminate one food from existence what would it be?

1) Damn I meant to have one before I left today. I can't pick, because every time I think I know, a new one sneaks up on me.

2) Anything to do with food bits and garbage. Makes me gag. Also cat litter gives me a major headache.
3) Ideally more! Having that extra forward should secure us some more offense.
4) I think the Wranglers aren't the same without Daniel Janser.
5) Cat all the way!
6) I can stomach most things, except olives. And I wouldn't miss olive oil THAT much.

[JCarson 734]

It is Sunday again so here is the Press Conference for the week.

 

1) During Season 90, how many Bot goals will London United have?

2) Our back up will more than likely only play the 8 required games, what will their record look like at the end of the season?

3) If you were required to sacrifice one of our non-VHL ready prospects to Simon, who would it be?

4) In reviewing our prospect pool, which prospect looks the most promising?

5) If you were being traded, which team would you want to go to?

6) We are having a team potluck the day before season 90 starts, wat is your player bringing? 

[Aimee 1,140]

14 hours ago, JCarson said:

It is Sunday again so here is the Press Conference for the week.

 

1) During Season 90, how many Bot goals will London United have?

2) Our back up will more than likely only play the 8 required games, what will their record look like at the end of the season?

3) If you were required to sacrifice one of our non-VHL ready prospects to Simon, who would it be?

4) In reviewing our prospect pool, which prospect looks the most promising?

5) If you were being traded, which team would you want to go to?

6) We are having a team potluck the day before season 90 starts, wat is your player bringing? 

1. Between 10 and 25.

2. Hopefully 8-0-0!

3. Sjin because he's the strongest and will please Simon the most. 

4. Sjin or Deluca.

5. Moscow. I know it's not the luckiest team but it has always been my top trade to because of Spartan. 

6. Fruit salad. Yummy yummy. (iykyk) 

[Triller 1,684]

On 8/13/2023 at 12:29 PM, JCarson said:

It is Sunday again so here is the Press Conference for the week.

 

1) During Season 90, how many Bot goals will London United have?

2) Our back up will more than likely only play the 8 required games, what will their record look like at the end of the season?

3) If you were required to sacrifice one of our non-VHL ready prospects to Simon, who would it be?

4) In reviewing our prospect pool, which prospect looks the most promising?

5) If you were being traded, which team would you want to go to?

6) We are having a team potluck the day before season 90 starts, wat is your player bringing? 

 

1.  Hopefully 0 since we should be getting them all but if the bots do play, as many as possible!  Even the bots are United!

 

2.  4-3-1 will be their record.  It's too bad we don't have a real backup.  Probably would do better than the bot.

 

3.  Our young man McGriddy might have to be sacrificed!  Simon needs someone worthy so who better then the current AGM of San Diego!

 

4.  Sjin looks promising if they actually make the jump to the VHL and don't retire.  Marty Byrd I think can make it as well as Brad Marchand.  Both earn a bit more than the minimum so they should see the VHL!  I am hoping Devon Giguere can make it up as a backup.  Was nice to have in Houston.

 

5.  One of the worst teams in the league I think.  I would want to try and help bring a basement team to the top!  Would be fun!

 

6.  My player would be bringing Chili!  So many people to feed and chili is always a nice dish you can scale up easily.

[JCarson 734]

So season 90 begins, we will have a predictions Press Conference

Please predict the following for our team

 

1) Who on London scores the most goals

2) Who on London has the most assists

3) Over under, does Jesse Teno get 36 wins

4) What is the record of our back up goalie this season

5) How many Overtime losses do we have this year

6) How many player awards does London earn in season 90

 

Bonus question - what will be our regular season record for season 90

[Aimee 1,140]

4 minutes ago, JCarson said:

So season 90 begins, we will have a predictions Press Conference

Please predict the following for our team

 

1) Who on London scores the most goals

2) Who on London has the most assists

3) Over under, does Jesse Teno get 36 wins

4) What is the record of our back up goalie this season

5) How many Overtime losses do we have this year

6) How many player awards does London earn in season 90

 

Bonus question - what will be our regular season record for season 90

1. Igor!

2. Board Game Clue on Skates!

3. God I hope Over

4. Goat Bot better be 100% wins

5. 6

6. 4!

 

Bonus: 40-18-6

[Uncommon 92]

3 hours ago, JCarson said:

So season 90 begins, we will have a predictions Press Conference

Please predict the following for our team

 

1) Who on London scores the most goals

Molly the Cat.
 

2) Who on London has the most assists

Leonard Triller.
 

3) Over under, does Jesse Teno get 36 wins

Over!
 

4) What is the record of our back up goalie this season

Flawless.
 

5) How many Overtime losses do we have this year

Five.
 

6) How many player awards does London earn in season 90

Two.

 

Bonus question - what will be our regular season record for season 90

39-20-5

 

[JCarson 734]

3 hours ago, aimkin said:

1. Igor!

2. Board Game Clue on Skates!

3. God I hope Over

4. Goat Bot better be 100% wins

5. 6

6. 4!

 

Bonus: 40-18-6

Your math is off, we play 72 games and you have 64 accounted for

unless you are suggesting the other 8 are the bot which would make London's final 48-18-6

[Aimee 1,140]

6 minutes ago, JCarson said:

Your math is off, we play 72 games and you have 64 accounted for

unless you are suggesting the other 8 are the bot which would make London's final 48-18-6

Lol yes. My math was wrong. I'll blame my current headache

[Spartan 4,479]

13 hours ago, JCarson said:

So season 90 begins, we will have a predictions Press Conference

Please predict the following for our team

 

1) Who on London scores the most goals

2) Who on London has the most assists

3) Over under, does Jesse Teno get 36 wins

4) What is the record of our back up goalie this season

5) How many Overtime losses do we have this year

6) How many player awards does London earn in season 90

 

Bonus question - what will be our regular season record for season 90

Just gonna say these questions will be approved as well as responses, but giving out prompts that are to be answered in one word will usually be denied, as well as subsequent answers to those prompts. We require about a sentence per question, just so we can ensure there's adequate effort being put in.

[jacobcarson877 2,547]

23 hours ago, JCarson said:

So season 90 begins, we will have a predictions Press Conference

Please predict the following for our team

 

1) Who on London scores the most goals

2) Who on London has the most assists

3) Over under, does Jesse Teno get 36 wins

4) What is the record of our back up goalie this season

5) How many Overtime losses do we have this year

6) How many player awards does London earn in season 90

 

Bonus question - what will be our regular season record for season 90

1) I think Molly the Cat will score the most Goals.

2) I think Leonard Triller will have the most Assists.

3) I think they get the over this season!

4) 6-0-2 I think.

5) I think we will have 8.

6) Probably 0 knowing us, but maybe 1 or 2!

43-21-8

[Triller 1,684]

On 8/22/2023 at 8:12 AM, JCarson said:

So season 90 begins, we will have a predictions Press Conference

Please predict the following for our team

 

1) Who on London scores the most goals

2) Who on London has the most assists

3) Over under, does Jesse Teno get 36 wins

4) What is the record of our back up goalie this season

5) How many Overtime losses do we have this year

6) How many player awards does London earn in season 90

 

Bonus question - what will be our regular season record for season 90

1.  I think Molly the Cat will definitely take this one.  Igor will be a close second and hopefully the competition will push them both!

 

2.  It better be Triller!  I've built a playmaker so he better be making plays otherwise, I could be Nesbitt making claim.

 

3.  Teno gets over 36 wins, let's go with 40 this season.  They deserve it and we deserve to player better out front.

 

4.  Our backup goes 4-3-1.  I am starting to wonder about backup strategy.  Maybe we play them for the games we have little chance of winning and make sure we lock up the easy wins with Teno in.  If we steal a couple with the backup it is better than losing a couple we should have won.  Maybe not.

 

5.  I'm gonna go with 5 OT losses.  Gotta have faith that we call pull those out as wins.  We had 7 last year so you have to strive to do better.

 

6.  Teno scoops up two, Jacob gets one and the team lands another.  Won't say which but you can probably figure it out!

 

Bonus - S90 Record is 44 - 23 - 5

[JCarson 734]

Welcome to our next press conference for the week ending September 3 2023

Just a reminder that one word answers are not allowed, even if the question can be answered that way. Think of this as an end of game press conference with your player, you aren't going to be invited back if you don't say anything.

 

 

So let's begin:

1) Tell me one thing your player is working on in practice this week?

2) Why do you think we are struggling with scoring?

3) Is there a question you have always wanted to ask Jacob but haven't, what is that question?

4) As Captain I don't do much, is there something I could do that would help you improve, what is it?

5) You are put in charge of buying welcome gifts for our new teammates, what do you buy and why?  If you are a new teammate what do you hope to get and why?

6) VHL Discord general chat, do you spend time there, do you talk or do you just watch, why?  If you don't go to general chat wat is stopping you?

[Aimee 1,140]

21 hours ago, JCarson said:

Welcome to our next press conference for the week ending September 3 2023

Just a reminder that one word answers are not allowed, even if the question can be answered that way. Think of this as an end of game press conference with your player, you aren't going to be invited back if you don't say anything.

 

 

So let's begin:

1) Tell me one thing your player is working on in practice this week?

2) Why do you think we are struggling with scoring?

3) Is there a question you have always wanted to ask Jacob but haven't, what is that question?

4) As Captain I don't do much, is there something I could do that would help you improve, what is it?

5) You are put in charge of buying welcome gifts for our new teammates, what do you buy and why?  If you are a new teammate what do you hope to get and why?

6) VHL Discord general chat, do you spend time there, do you talk or do you just watch, why?  If you don't go to general chat wat is stopping you?

1. Just maintaining their in-net presence in order to try and continue to give their teammates a chance to win games.

2. Honestly, not sure. I know everyone is working hard so maybe it's a matter of luck and it's not been on our side lately.

3. You love Goat Bot more than me, don't you? 

4. Bring cookies to the next practice! I hear Wolanin was considering sneaking off with us so I think that would get him to come around.

5. I would buy everyone a dinner out so we could all get to know one another and just relax. I would like money, please and thanks.

6. I check in once in a while but I've had it muted a little over a year. It was always so random and definitely the home of the trolls. Never really appealed to me.

[Sjin 188]

On 8/27/2023 at 6:21 PM, JCarson said:

Welcome to our next press conference for the week ending September 3 2023

Just a reminder that one word answers are not allowed, even if the question can be answered that way. Think of this as an end of game press conference with your player, you aren't going to be invited back if you don't say anything.

 

 

So let's begin:

1) Tell me one thing your player is working on in practice this week?

Banking TPE  preparing for the VHL

2) Why do you think we are struggling with scoring?

In the E I'm somehow the leading scorer so hopefully I can bring that to London next season

3) Is there a question you have always wanted to ask Jacob but haven't, what is that question?

Haha, I hassle Jacob all the time with my questions so not really.

4) As Captain I don't do much, is there something I could do that would help you improve, what is it?

score more points

5) You are put in charge of buying welcome gifts for our new teammates, what do you buy and why?  If you are a new teammate what do you hope to get and why?

some pg tips, we are in london after all.

6) VHL Discord general chat, do you spend time there, do you talk or do you just watch, why?  If you don't go to general chat wat is stopping you?

Not much, I think once I join the VHL team I'm much more likely to invest more time into the discord