Randy Bobandy's Rivalry

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Bobandy is becoming a future star for the Seattle Bears throughout the first half of the season. Bobandy has been developing quickly and growing into the shoes he will need to fill in order for Seattle to make a Continental Cup reappearance since the last time in S83. Bobandy is thrilled to play for the Bears and will do anything he can to improve the team. The only bump on the road in order for Bobandy to reach his full potential is the liquor. The liquor has been in control over Bobandy since a young age growing up in the trailer park. Liquor was the Park's water source and Bobandy has been guzzling since day 1. His teammates say he can drink a full 40 and still blow 0's at a ride check. Bobandy has liquor flowing through his blood which can reflect the way he plays.

 

In 39 games, Bobandy has been in 6 fights with 6/6 being under the influence. Bobandy loves the spotlight that comes from being a VHL player, so now that he's part of the big timers he has become party animal. In his first fight of the season, Bobandy and the Bears were on the road on a Monday night and Bobandy just came off a 3 day bender. Bobandy stated he needed to get another bottle into him to cure the hangover, too much liquor had been pissed out the night before. Bobandy proceeded to chug back Lahey's home made moonshine and was absolutely pickled through warm ups. This may go down as the best drunk buzz in history because Bobnayd was absolutely buzzin on the ice. As the game went on, Bobandy was still hammered and was mad at an opponent for chirping him 5 minutes prior on the bench. Once Bobandy touched the ice his bucket and gloves flew off almost as fast as his fists swung towards the other team's bench. Bobandy was in a line brawl with only himself. Bobandy knocked out a total of 26 teeth while only losing 3. Speaking in cod terms, a 8.6 K/D. Bobandy got his first 5 minute major of the season and the rush started. Every other fight that has occurred this season has been the result of a wild pre game booze fest in the locker room. Bobandy currently holds a 2-1-3 record with 2 wins, 3 ties and only 1 loss. The loss came after Bobandy snuck a mickey of jack daniels on the bench after polishing a 26 of fireball at intermission because he was feeling cold. Skipping to the good part, Bobandy got knocked out in 2 punches. Bobandy searches to find a way, away from the liquor. He believes in world peace and that everyone should be able to share a cheeseburger with eachother. He does not believe in violence unless it is to protect his love ones. The liquor changes Bobandy into a heavy swinging boxer on the ice. He wants to change his ways and become a point scoring legacy for the Bears.

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Review

 

This article is about a hockey player named Bobandy who plays for the Seattle Bears. Bobandy is a promising player and has the potential to help the team make a comeback in the Continental Cup. However, his problem is his love for liquor, which he's been drinking since he was young. His excessive drinking has led to him getting into several fights on the ice, and his teammates even say he can drink a lot and still perform well. In 39 games, Bobandy has been in 6 fights, all under the influence of alcohol. He's been partying a lot since he's now part of the big leagues, but this is affecting his behavior on the ice. In one game, he got into a fight with another player after drinking all day and night, and even knocked out 26 teeth while only losing 3 of his own. Despite this, Bobandy is searching for a way to change his ways and become a better player, both on and off the ice. He wants to move away from the liquor and become a point-scoring legend for the Seattle Bears.

Overall I would grade it a 95% out of 100%.