Interview with rookie Rip Wheeler, VHLM - Las Vegas Aces “post game #264”

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nterview with rookie Rip Wheeler, VHLM - Las Vegas Aces “post game #264”  

 

Q) Hey Rip, Congrats on the big 7-2 win tonight! You guys beat the top dog in Mexico City! Thanks for taking a few minutes to chat. 

 

Q) So take me through the game, you were en fuego tonight. 

 

A) “Ya, uh ya know, I felt like I was back at the crib playing NHL 94 on rookie mode! And damn, boys were buzzin’ tonight for sure! We’ve putting in the work during practice, lots of preparation…as a now disgraced former Super Bowl champ and Seattle Seahawk (Russell Wilson) once said…”the seperation is in the preparation”…he was right…but he’s a goober and he doesn’t play for the hawks any longer…so we don’t like that guy! 

 

Q) Ok Rip interesting take on NFL current events…take me through your three goals, break it down for me.

 

A) “man, I ya know, I uh, felt like a member of seal team 6 buddy, just cooking up snipping ginos for the boys! I was seeing the uh ice in 20 20 vision ya know?! Big time team win ah, for the boys…I mean uh Mexico City has been a uh Goliath…but tonight…we had the slingshot and they called us David”

 

Q) Wow, Rip that’s a lot to unpack! You always have some interesting perspectives on things…I appreciate your time as always good sir…you have a great night and crack open a cold one with the boys, you earned it!

 

A) “Always, team time with the boys is what it’s all about…crack a few bruskis and ahh ya know maybe even some fireball bardownski with the bros…oh yeah…Aces up!”

 

Q) Rip! You’re back! What are you up to you crazy SOB?!

 

A) Buddy! I come bearing gifts! Haha…you know uh, you and the rest of the broadcast team uh, really work your tail off…so i decided to share fire beezy! Let’s goooo! Shots shots shots! Haha 

 

Q) Well, this is definitely a first! Hahaha

 

A) You’ve never had fireball?!  Cmon man! 

 

Q) Ha! Oh no, I’ve definitely had fireball…I went to Washington State University! I’ve just never had a shot ski brought to the broadcast booth! Haha 

 

A) Hey baud, I take care of my guys…and you uh, you know uh, always treat me right! So when I was talking about that SNAKE Russell Wilson…it made me think…you ever heard of the LOB?! 

 

Q) LOB? Lob city? No? Guess I’m not familiar…

 

A) What?! Cmon man! (X2)…the LOB…the Legion Of Boom!!! The most feared defense and secondary in NFL history! 

 

Q) Ok, Ok…but what does that have to do with hockey Rip?

 

A) Well, Russell is a pre Madonna goober snake..but uh, you know uh I’ve fashioned my hockey style after the dark knight himself…Bam Bam Kam Chancellor! He uh, bright the pain every game! He was uh a soul snatcher…just straight up burying bodies on the field…that’s what I envision for my next few years…snatching soils and burying the bodies under sheets of ice! Who wants it! Vegas is ready for anyone, anytime! Wooooo! 

 

Q) Ok well then…(coughing) that fireball shot went down smooth! Thanks for the hospitality, and NFL history lesson Rip. 

 

A) “Anytime, buddy….Aces up!, and drink up!…FIREBALLLLLLL!!”