Harumpf Video Game Numbers

[Harumpf 313]

Oskars Harumpf is reminding us of those times when you create a player in a hockey video game and turn line changes off. Then you play a season and score at a such a ridiculous pace all you can do is stare at your stats in revel in their gloriousness. Well that's what's happening to Harumpf this season. He has 75 points in 33 games. I'm not great at math, but that's like a 165 point pace. He has 64 assists in those 33 games. Also ridiculous. Without knowing all the history of the VHLM and the point production over the years, I have to imagine those are some pretty remarkable numbers, especially the assist totals. It's looking like Harumpf will finish the season with over 120 assists and possibly approach 150. With his linemate Zoidberg literally scoring at will, anything can happen. Bratislava is playing some great hockey and are a top team in the league, but they have their sights set on the Storm and the division title. With as much as Harumpf has done, it's not been enough to get them into first place just yet. Still over half a season to go, expect some fireworks.

Edited October 21, 2014 by Harumpf

[STZ 5,360]

lolz take fatigue settings off too

[gorlab 4,321]

Harumpf carrying Zoidberg imo.