The Future of Las Vegas' Leadership

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Live from Juan Ceson Arena in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, this is Radio Las Vegas! I'm your host, Marcus Svedberg. Before we dive into the news today, I'm sure you noticed something different since our last broadcast! We've successfully negotiated the relocation of our news network to Las Vegas, Nevada! This coming as a deal was struck between management of the Las Vegas Aces, and ownership of Helsinki News Radio LLC to relocate the station to provide you with updates and news regarding the wonderful Las Vegas Aces franchise! Now, with all that legal mumbo jumbo out of the way, let's dive into our news article!

 

News from the top dogs in the VHLM comes as a new challenge for the Aces to overcome in their offseason plans this year. VHLM Commissioner @Spartan  announced on Saturday that a new rule was being implemented in the league, as now a hardcap of 4 seasons has been set in number of seasons a player can spend with a franchise in the M. For most teams, this wouldn't be that big of a deal, but for the Aces, it poses a new challenge for management. With Captain Juan Ceson @dylanjj37 having served well over this new 4 season cap with the Aces, his player rights in the VHLM are now voided and he was forced to move onto the VHLE.  With news of this change, Ceson immediately retired from VHL hockey, and announced the creation of his own team and player academy, saying quote "Spartan banned Juan Ceson from his league because Juan took all his money in a casino game." With Juan Ceson gone, the Captains jersey patch now has no player to call its own, and with the near complete overhaul of the Las Vegas Aces roster this off-season, players are going to have to step up and show they can lead the Aces into the postseason and Cup competition once more.

 

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Edited June 12, 2023 by McLovin
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