Spanish Moon Moth Starts Consuming American Media, Immediately Becomes A Worse Person

[Renomitsu 934]

“OK, but what is wrong with this ‘Mothra’ in your popular forms of media? Does it not help a giant dragon-lizard take over cities? Is this not advantageous?”

 

Spanish Moon Moth has been consuming American media at a rate that some may consider concerning. Since emerging from his (metaphorical, totally not literal) cocoon on the Isle of Man with Sunset Moth, there has been roughly equal time spent hovering around (er… on) the ice and consuming popular Hollywood- and foreign-country-produced media, all oddly with a similar theme. Pokémon, the Godzilla series, and The Silence of the Lambs have all been on Spanish Moon’s projector and television in the last few weeks, and some nearby reporters have even suggested The Mothman Prophecies movie has made an appearance. The VHL’s brightest minds have yet to understand precisely why Spanish Moon has been so avid about pursuing these specific forms of media, but some hope to catch on soon.

 

In the meantime, the Moths’ Mississauga Hounds have unfortunately been eliminated from the playoffs before even making it to the conference final, ostensibly a goal far short of their plans of winning the championship. Is Spanish Moon’s lack of 100% practice to blame for the Hounds’ lack of success?