FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

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Seattle - The Seattle Bears VHL franchise recently held a charity fundraiser for a few homeless causes throughout Seattle. This is an event they they hold every single season. During the fundraiser, there were many ways for people and other entities to donate to the cause. There were things like auctions, a 50-50, food and beverages, games and rides and all of that magic. One of the biggest attractions, however, was that the Seattle Bears were hosting a three on three ball hockey tournament. This, of course, is naturally a four on four with the goalie. The catch was that it costed every team $500 to sign up. The winner would get 50% of the grand total split amongst the teams players and then the rest would go into the charitable pot. It actually gained a lot of traction and a lot of team signed up. What they didn’t know was that they were actually going to be playing against the Seattle Bear team.  If the Seattle Bears team managed to go all the way and win the fundraiser tournament, the losing the runner-up team would only get the money that they put into the tournaments back. I guess it’s still a good reward. The rest of the money will just go to donations.

 

Fast Forward,  we’re in the final game of the tournaments and it’s the Seattle Bears roster players of Goalie @DMaximus, dman @Rhynex Entertainment and two forwards DIGGLER and @Webberj.  The score was tied 66 after the first two periods of play. We were down to the final mineral play in the Seattle Bears were pressing into the other teams zone. The puck came to Dirks Diggler and he fumbled the ball. It hit his stick, rolled over. He gained control but managed to lose it again. The other team came crashing in 3-1 on WALLOB and got a nice NHL 23 glitch goal woooo. You could see it in his eyes that he knew he messed up. He had already been having a very slow season with the Seattle Bears, only managing to go to score 6 points in 52 games so far this season. Fans have been fairly rough on them so far this season on social media and after this three on three tournament play, it’s think it’s pretty safe to say that the heat is going to be turned up again… just in time for trade deadline season.. 

 

“Dirks Diggler FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY the Bears chances of winning the tournament. They lost 7-6. Way to go DIGGY!!!” Said one angry fan from California. 

 

“ I knew Diggler was working for Biden and Putin” said a convinced fan in Texas. 

 

It was even so good that Elon Musk jumped in on the fun. The tweet or whatever the hell it is called now managed to gather 627,000 retweets by the morning. It was also re-tweeted by former President Barack Obama.

 

“Diggler Sucks. Doge. X.” - Elon Musk. 

We know that the life of a professional hockey player isn’t easy and the Diggler season is a little tougher than what he has been used to. The three on three tournament was supposed to be for fun, but the fans really came out with their vampire fangs then they? It’s safe to say there was a lot of snubbing happen this day mhmm