Queefson ready to retire in order to get pension

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Queefson ready to retire in order to get pension

 

Eric Queefson has reported today that he "can't wait" to hit 700 TPE. We thought that was odd as players should have no sense of what TPE means, but Queefson seems to very much be in the know. He said, "yeah I hate making my creator do PTs, so I'm hoping to notch 700 TPE and retire to get 1/2 players needed for the VHL pension". We asked him why he would cut his career short like that for something known as a "VHL Pension", but he did not offer any further comment. We aren't completely sure what is happening, but it appears that Queefson has broken the third wall. The VHL has launched an internal investigation into how a player has learned about "point tasks" and "TPE". @Josh was quoted saying, "These are just stats on a spreadsheet, how the fuck have they become self aware?". This has become a very real threat to the VHL as a whole. If our players suddenly have sentience, what would happen if they stopped playing and created their own VHL? We'd have to start over completely and create a new VHL-verse.

 

Happy birthday Josh, and happy birthday me