okranitz airport adventure

[Mook 120]

So im flying to toronto to go on course, to be a better... goalie. Sitting in the airport with this cool doctor i met. I mean hes not really that cool but hes a doctor, so respect gots ta be given. I sat down and a family of 4 is passed out on the floor. The fuck people, the floor is not for sleeping. You should have just gotten here later so you wouldnt need to have a family nap time. I realize you didnt want to be late and possibly coming from far away but if it was dark and i felt like it, id probably kick you in the face. I do have to say though i love yoga pants. This girl started talking to the security guard and turned to catch me looking at her ass. I didnt care. I made the awkward eye contact and embraced it. Then returned my gaze to her beautiful buns. Now she is sitting a few rows away facing me. She wants tha D, only explanation for it tbh. There is this weird asian right across from me who hasnt looked up from her phone snd is wearing space boots. Like, Napoleon dynamite style. She kind of looks korean, sort of like Innovation, is anyone knows starcraft 2 pros. Then a fat guy on a laptop, taking up 2 seats. If he is beside me on the plane i am probably going to die. Yoga pants girl looked at me, totally checking me out. Old man with a bearskin hat or something, he looks pretty badass, like he knows some cool stories about how wine gums were made 50 years ago. Still 40 minutes till i board, i hate halifax airport but i love it at the same time. Great for peoplewatching and university chicks in yogapants with daddy issues and low morals

Edited November 30, 2014 by Mook

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