Best VHLM Player Names

[Scurvy 1,487]

I was messing around today looking at teams and new players in the VHLM and decided to find the best five names.  The VHL league as a whole has some creative people in it that come up with some pretty interesting names so I went on the hunt today to find the three best (new) names in VHLM.  

 

BORIS BONE-BREAKER @RileyL

At 606 238lbs we see what Rileyl is wanting with his massive defenseman build.  Still early but I expect to see BONE BREAKER in the league leader in PIMS in the future. 

 

LaClapbomb Hitstick IV @Greasy Gary

For this one I don’t know what name is better LaClapbomb Hitstick or Greasy Gary.  Both made me giggle.  Another massive dman he had 179 hits 80 PIMS and 126 blocked shots. Fist gen player I look forward to seeing where he takes this build into the VHL.  

 

Clapbomb Bardownski III @Eb14

The final name on my list is a MIssassauga standout with 21 goals last season.  Currently at 142 TPE so looks like another season in VHLM for sure before we can potentially see this great name in DC. 

 

Honorable mention:

An Actual Holy Cow @nurx

Squilliam Goon @williamirc

David Pastanap @Jubis

Samsayz I-Smell @CaptainSB

[CaptainSB 117]

When can we expect a VHLE version??? This is great!

[AJW 2,156]

Cuppa Bulls 

[Scurvy 1,487]

1 hour ago, CaptainSB said:

 

When can we expect a VHLE version???

 

Next week !