It could be many reasons

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The trade deadline is gone and a new group of players have announced their arrival into the VHL.  This year the biggest headlines have captured a right winger from Greenland -  Youre Not Fucking Retiring.  It is not the potential of the player that has caused fans and media to talk about Youre Not, the main talking point has been the name of Youre Not Fucking Retiring as many have questioned how such a name can be legally given to a person.

 

I decided to investigate. Considering that Youre Not is born in Greenland, the laws and regulations might not be the same as everywhere else in the world, so there are quite a few potential scenarios on what could have happened.  After carefully considering all the options, these are two I thought could be the most likely ones behind the mysterious story of Youre Not Fucking Retiring .

 

Many years ago the father of Youre Not was considering retiring from his succesful job as a painter. This was something that got his wife angry as the quality of life would drastically decrease as the pension of a painter would be lower than the monthly salary of a well-known painter. One night the mother of Youre Not decided to get his husband drunk with only one thing in her mind, she wanted to get pregnant and force his husband to continue working. One thing led to another, around nine months later a boy was born.  At the hospital, the parents looked at the baby boy and together decided to name him "Youre Not Fucking Retiring".  He serves as a reminder to his mother that no matter how bad things might appear to be - there is always a way. When his father looks at Youre Not Fucking Retiring, he is reminded that the world is an ugly place, there is so many surfaces that could be transformed into something nice, as long as he can hold a paintbrush he will continue to paint and to make the world a slightly better place.

 

While backpacking around Europe, Jimmy Johnson from Blackpool, England ended up in Bratislava where he participated in an underground game of "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?". Heavily intoxicated, what Jimmy didn't know was that the ultimate price was a new identity, not a million Euros. Perhaps due to sheer luck, Jimmy ended up answering questions right. He didn't understand any of the questions but he still picked the right answer time after time. Jimmy even got the last question correct - he won! Dozens of people were cheering for Jimmy as he was given a options from various countries and new names to choose from.  But Jimmy didn't know the game was over, he relied on his drunken luck and picked Greenland and opted to type words on the screen in front of him. Perhaps due to the language barrier and from Jimmy being drunk - he wrote "Youre Not Fucking Retiring". Eventually, the paperwork was created, and Jimmy was escorted outside the club with his new documents. Jimmy spent the night sleeping on a park bench, where he woke up not being able to remember anything.  After seeing his new passport and documentation he decided to continue living as Youre Not Fucking Retiring. As he continued to recover from the  night before, Youre Not Fucking Retiring saw an advertisement for VHL. Never skated or played hockey in his life, he decided to join up and see how far he could go. Never a huge sports fan, but even Youre Not Fucking Retiring knew that Greenland could award him with something if he manages to make Greenland look good internationally.  So Youre Not Fucking Retiring joined the league. VHL, constantly looking to expand welcomed a player from Greenland with open arms.

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I'm so glad I randomly found this post lol.