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Why Okranitz is the best. ever. of all time. forever.


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While he isn't the best yet, he has the makings to become one of the supreme goaltenders in the history of the worlds universe galaxy. You can't aim a shot against Fedir. Fedir knows what you are thinking. You want to go high glove side? Fedirs glove was born high. LOL WHAT? Fedirs glove was high? Yes, cocaine, Salvia, Weed, Molly, you name it, Fedirs glove has taken it. It has a mind of its own, Fedir doesn't control it. Okranitz just kind of drops into the butterfly and relaxes with a beer, good luck scoring on that.

So you learned you cannot go glove side on Okranitz, lets try blocker side. LOLNOPE, Fedirs blocker is on steroids and the puck is scared of it. One time, the puck was on a fishing trip with the blocker, and the blocker hit the puck. No reason at all. The puck is the redheaded stepchild and the Blocker is the superior entity.

So you can't go glove, and you cant go blocker. Try 5 hole.

What do you think Fedir is, a shooter tutor? five hole is not an option. Leave, now. Fedir is a brick wall, and the puck does not have the necessary tools to break it down. Sorry

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