Tense Contract Negotiations

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While Bocage has never come close to entering free agency, resigning with Moscow twice on fairly long term deals, locking him into spending his career with the Menace, that does not mean that the contract negotiations were easy. Behind closed doors, there was some rather harsh contract negotiation talks between the veteran blue-liner and seasoned General Manager @Spartan . This most recent contract had some delays between the original agreement time and Obuz actually signing the contract, and there was a fledgling belief that the defenseman may actually end up going to free agency. As per the contract agreement, Moscow’s general manager needed to be submitted to some form of psychological stress. This has been a constant requirement for Bocage, as with the first contract, the Moscow GM had to be submitted to watching an avian-human hybrid give birth to an egg with the assistance of her caretaker. For this contract, while not as grotesque, had the GM subjected to a different form of mental pain, through condensed brain rot regarding a highschool-girl loving teacher and nonsensical occurrences condensed neatly in 15-20 minutes. While Euron delayed his viewing of this for a handful of days, eventually he gave in and subjected himself to it, and thus, Bocage inked his final contract.