The Hard Ceiling

[jacobcarson877 2,529]

The 90th VHL point has been acquired. I have never scored more than 90 points in a league thus far in my career, and yet I have never scored any less. I am walking around, petrified, waiting to be turned into the great Wayne Gretzky, having my everything broken, again and again. It does not seem possible that I could score another point, and I now turn my focus towards everything else I could possibly do to support this blistering Menace squad.

 

I dare not get on the ice, for fear of having my everything broken, but perhaps I could pass water to the bench. I’ll even make sure the GatorfuelBioAdeSteeel is properly labelled so players don’t splash themselves with it. Or perhaps I’ll start selling popcorn, or doing radio commentary? I wonder how long I could get away with just doing autographs before someone realizes I’m not playing anymore?