DarkSpyro 971 Posted December 12 Share Posted December 12 (The following is written as “Ricky” addressing the VHL GMs, and is not intend to have ill intent towards anyone. ) *Ricky takes 2 steps towards the podium and trips on some cables-–* WHAT THE F***!! Who put these here?! *Ricky flips a chair off to the side of the stage* Guys-– I’m trying to undress the media peoples in a pretzeller concert thing about what team me and Bubbles wanna get drayfted to-– get this sh** out of my f****** way! Also-– smokes let’s go. *Ricky walks up to the podium lighting a cigarette, and then grabs onto 1 of the microphones* —PZZZT-– How’s it going suit-dummies. Thanks for coming here and sorry for swearins. Some stupid dicks left a chair in the middle of the floor here-– so it wasn’t my fault for swearin really it was theirs. Anyways my name is Ricky, and over there is my bestest brother Bubbles. And we are playing fornt the Sam’s Dingo Marlins in the VeHeLiM (Ricky attempting to say “VHLM” as a word, instead of an abbreviation)-– and heard that we are forntobe drayfted to the big leagues this Friday. I’m really excited and Bubs is really looking forward tune it too-– but I just wanted to remind all of you suit-dummies that we don’t want to be f****** drafted by you-– unless you are taking both me and Bubbles, in which cases we can all just go home happily hour ever after. Alright thank you all for your time-– now everyone can f*** off. F***-– I need a joint and a cigrette.. *Ricky flips the press the bird and staggers off the stage* (275 words) *mentions: @AJW* AJW, LucyXpher, sadie and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/153478-ricky-addresses-the-vhl-media-and-gms-in-an-open-press-conference/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW 2,192 Posted December 12 Share Posted December 12 Fuckin suit dummies always asking stupid questions. That chair had it coming too. I love these articles so much, I always read it in my head with Ricky’s voice and it’s perfect every time. Another banger from you @DarkSpyro DarkSpyro 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/153478-ricky-addresses-the-vhl-media-and-gms-in-an-open-press-conference/#findComment-1046511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSpyro 971 Posted December 12 Author Share Posted December 12 13 minutes ago, AJW said: Fuckin suit dummies always asking stupid questions. That chair had it coming too. I love these articles so much, I always read it in my head with Ricky’s voice and it’s perfect every time. Another banger from you @DarkSpyro Thanks bro!! Yessss I try to write it with Ricky’s voice in my head- so I’m glad that you’re reading it that way! Appreciate your praise and happy you got a laugh out of it! AJW 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/153478-ricky-addresses-the-vhl-media-and-gms-in-an-open-press-conference/#findComment-1046514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,123 Posted December 12 Share Posted December 12 Corey, Trevor, smokes let’s go DarkSpyro and AJW 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/153478-ricky-addresses-the-vhl-media-and-gms-in-an-open-press-conference/#findComment-1046516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSpyro 971 Posted December 12 Author Share Posted December 12 Just now, Banackock said: Corey, Trevor, smokes let’s go AJW 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/153478-ricky-addresses-the-vhl-media-and-gms-in-an-open-press-conference/#findComment-1046517 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyXpher 1,572 Posted December 12 Share Posted December 12 I legit laughed out loud at Sam Dingo Marlins, idek why The LaFleur brothers MUST stay together!. I hope GMs are listening to your pretzeler concerts! AJW and DarkSpyro 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/153478-ricky-addresses-the-vhl-media-and-gms-in-an-open-press-conference/#findComment-1046518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSpyro 971 Posted December 13 Author Share Posted December 13 3 hours ago, LucyXpher said: I legit laughed out loud at Sam Dingo Marlins, idek why The LaFleur brothers MUST stay together!. I hope GMs are listening to your pretzeler concerts! I’m happy that it made you laugh! I hope so!! It’d certainly be something special if these 2 brothers got to play their entire careers together! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/153478-ricky-addresses-the-vhl-media-and-gms-in-an-open-press-conference/#findComment-1046564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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