"Dear Houston, I'm Sorry"

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In a recent discovery, Houston Bulls RW and third round draft pick, Alex Bridges IV, was found to allegedly have wrote a letter - addressed to his mother, titled "Dear Houston, I'm Sorry."

The letter started off by Bridges IV stating his regret to his mother on his inability to score in the VHLM. After coming out in an interview and stating that it didn't bother him last week, this is big news.

After having a 1.9% shot percentage throughout his first 26 games, clearly it has bothered Bridges IV so far. The letter continued to ramble about his personal and professional life for a few paragraphs before ending it off with the following quote:

"My knees are weak, my arms are heavy, there might even be vomit already - I think its your spaghetti? Mom, I can't score."

Rather confusing if you ask me - but best of luck to Bridges IV and his season. Hopefully the young bright spot can fight his way out of the current slump he's in.

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