Ranking VHLM Teams on if I can beat their mascot in a fight

[badcolethetitan 943]

Ranking VHLM Teams on if I can beat their mascot in a fight

 

Last time, I ranked VHL teams on if I could beat their mascot in a fight, but now we're going to go to the VHLM! I'm going to rank them from 10 to 1 on least likely to most likely. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the fun article!

 

Mascots I can beat

 

Rank 10: Las Vegas Aces

Description: Honestly, this is probably going to be the easiest one out of the entire list. It is literally a playing card and if I somehow cannot beat a single playing card in a fight, I stand no chance to survive in real life. Like actually, this might be the freest win of all time. Even if there's multiple "Ace" cards I should win.

 

Mascots I would be 50/50 on beating

 

Rank 9: Mississauga Hounds

Description: Realistically, this isn't going to be an easy fight depending on which hound it is. I'm just assuming it's a generic "hound" and I think I could stand a chance, but I wouldn't get out without a scratch. The sad part is, this is probably one of the easier ones as there's a fair amount I don't think I'll ever win. On top of that, if it's multiple hounds, might be very difficult.

 

Rank 8: Saskatoon Wild

Description: If this is the entire wild, I'm screwed and stand no chance. However, with their logo, it looks like some sort of bobcat or something like the Lynx and I think I stand an okay chance at winning. I mean again, when I say okay, it doesn't mean I'll win. There's a fair chance I just get rocked.

 

Rank 7: Ottawa Lynx

Description: Basically the same thing as the wild, If it's a single one I might have a chance, however, if it's multiple, no chance. The issue is I'm going in with my bare hands and although I might end up winning, there's a chance I just lose an arm or a leg and I'm done for.

 

Rank 6: Mexico City Kings

Description: The way I would beat a King is assuming they have no one else helping and it's a fist fight. I stand a chance, but if they're got a sword and armor, I might as well just forfeit as there's no way I'm going to win. Especially if it's "Kings" and not just one king.

 

Rank 5: Miami Marauders

Description: Kind of the same thing as Mexico City, if they're unarmed I stand a decent chance, but give them a cutlass or something and I don't think I'm winning. On top of that, it's Marauders so I think there's more than one, might be done for.

 

Mascots that would easily beat me

 

Rank 4: Philadelphia Reapers

Description: There are multiple Grim Reapers coming after me and there is no chance I win. I mean, they are literally the symbol of death, I stand no chance. Maybe they'll let me off easy and all go away and I'll win by forfeit?

 

Rank 3: Houston Bulls

Description: Yeah, multiple bulls and I have to win with my hands? No chance. Even if there was one bull, I don't think I could even win. They are crazy strong and with no weapon, I'm toast.

 

Rank 2: San Diego Marlins

Description: Okay, here's the issue. If we're on land, I will literally just win by forfeit as they can't really do much, however, I'm assuming I am in their home territory which would be the ocean. There is no chance I am even going to be able to catch this thing, let alone beat it. On top of that, it's not just one, it's multiple. I might as well say goodbye.

 

Rank 1: Halifax 21st

Description: It is literally a giant boat that looks like the Titanic. In what world can I even beat this thing? I don't even think I can damage it at all with my hands without breaking them and if I somehow had to take it out, it literally is impossible for me to even with a weapon I'm pretty sure. There is no chance I'd win and I would actually just forfeit and not even try.

[rory 1,955]

 

mods, ban this guy for theft

[badcolethetitan 943]

1 hour ago, rory said:

 

mods, ban this guy for theft

 

LOL I didn't even know you made that

[sadie 952]

i think the playing card might have you actually, spades are pointy

[rory 1,955]

1 hour ago, sadie said:

i think the playing card might have you actually, spades are pointy

If Cole hasn't properly moisturized his hands he's fucked

[Daniel Janser 2,224]

1 hour ago, sadie said:

i think the playing card might have you actually, spades are pointy

I also think everyone overlooks the jet fighter which would probably be an equally lopsided site, just with the uno-reverse card

 

[Daniel Janser 2,224]

4 hours ago, rory said:

 

mods, ban this guy for theft

I knew I read something like this before...

[Daniel Janser 2,224]

6 hours ago, badcolethetitan said:

Rank 1: Halifax 21st

Description: It is literally a giant boat that looks like the Titanic. In what world can I even beat this thing? I don't even think I can damage it at all with my hands without breaking them and if I somehow had to take it out, it literally is impossible for me to even with a weapon I'm pretty sure. There is no chance I'd win and I would actually just forfeit and not even try.

Well if it is indeed the 'Titanic' you win by forfeit as a certain Isaiah Colin Eberg won the fight for you over a hundred years ago