Soju - The Net Ninja

[Thunder 1,215]

The net minder for the Vancouver Wolves is on fire!  Soju is the Net Ninja.  With his slick speed and cat like reflexes, Soju is 23-5-3 in 32 games.  He is a dominating puck stopper, allowing only 69 goals against 885 shots.  He’s currently at a .922 save % with 2.21 goals against average.  Soju leads the league in wins, and has 3 shut outs.

 

The Net Ninja has made a name for himself and he’s getting better every game.  He’s a master of disguise; stealthy, ruthless, and prepared to snatch any puck trying to sneak past.  He’s agile and mindful of his surroundings.  Wrap arounds, NO.  Back door, ABSOLUTELY NOT.  He stays calm in the face of adversity, capable of using every tool in his play book to keep the puck out of the net.  It’s as if he’s armed with weapons loaded and ready to take on the world.  Soju the Net Ninja is the goalie to be reckoned with.

 

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[Lemorse7 1,028]

2 hours ago, Thunder said:

The net minder for the Vancouver Wolves is on fire!  Soju is the Net Ninja.  With his slick speed and cat like reflexes, Soju is 23-5-3 in 32 games.  He is a dominating puck stopper, allowing only 69 goals against 885 shots.  He’s currently at a .922 save % with 2.21 goals against average.  Soju leads the league in wins, and has 3 shut outs.

 

The Net Ninja has made a name for himself and he’s getting better every game.  He’s a master of disguise; stealthy, ruthless, and prepared to snatch any puck trying to sneak past.  He’s agile and mindful of his surroundings.  Wrap arounds, NO.  Back door, ABSOLUTELY NOT.  He stays calm in the face of adversity, capable of using every tool in his play book to keep the puck out of the net.  It’s as if he’s armed with weapons loaded and ready to take on the world.  Soju the Net Ninja is the goalie to be reckoned with.

 

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what are you on I want some

[Thunder 1,215]

What????  You think I should take out “Soju” and insert “Red Panda”?      Not a chance!!!!

[Lemorse7 1,028]

2 minutes ago, Thunder said:

What????  You think I should take out “Soju” and insert “Red Panda”?      Not a chance!!!!

no not Red Panda but to say that Soju is the best like bruh 

[Thunder 1,215]

7 minutes ago, Lemorse7 said:

no not Red Panda but to say that Soju is the best like bruh 

That’s the easiest thing I’ve said in a long time!!!

[Frank 5,287]

I'm already cratering under the pressure.