Prospect Scouting Report: [D] Chase Breeze!

[C-Breeze 109]

Prospect Scouting Report: [D] Chase Breeze!

Dear VHL powers that be,

When I first discovered you had an opening for an official league water boy, I couldn't help thinking this would make for a truly excellent plan B. You know, just in case this whole blossoming young star thing goes off the rails. After all, what better way to ensure long term longevity in the league than to secure a position working behind the bench in a role that is absolutely vital to team operations? With my advanced skill set, (more to come on this later), I'd never have to worry about being fired, nor would I have to retire due to advancing age!

Okay so you're probably thinking, so far so good, but what qualifications does he bring to this critical position? And this is where it gets really good! Throughout my 18 plus years of life on this planet I have successfully poured thousands, and I do mean thousands, of glasses of water without ever spilling a single drop! During that lengthy time, I have perfected my pour technique with a great variety of receptacles including plastic, paper, styrofoam, glass and even ceramic! Truth be told, there is virtually nothing that holds water that I am not a complete expert in! (Except perhaps swimming pools).

Not to mention, the fact that I have personally consumed nearly a million gallons of water on my own time, which I'm sure you'll agree makes me eminently qualified to carry out full time water bucket duties! As an added bonus, I also know how to work the garden hose, so if the bucket ever runs dry, I can handle that too! Now I know you're definitely thinking that's way more than enough, but to put a cherry on top, I also happen to be a master of the secret art of making - wait for it... Ice Cubes!

 

 

Here I am hard at work!!

 

I know right? It's like a wet dream come true! So what are you waiting for? Throw all those other applications in the trash, and hire the VHL's newest (and best) water boy without delay! This is a limited time offer, so don't dilly dally or you might miss out! Naturally I'll expect 2 uncapped TPE a week, plus 7 million per year as adequate compensation. A small price to pay to secure the services of the very best in the business!!

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On a serious note, (aw do I have to?), I just want to say that my experience here in the mighty V has been a ton of fun! It feels great to be surrounded by a group of like minded people who share the same passion and enjoyment for developing and tracking their virtual players! It's so cool seeing what everyone else is up to, while sharing and encouraging their successes and even commiserating with their defeats as well. That plus I really enjoy creative writing and the V gives me an awesome opportunity to scratch that itch! (Yes it's fair to say I'm hooked)!

Last but certainly not least, I realize that TPE earning and player development is a key issue. So for me, it's the full 12 capped TPE each and every week, plus whatever else I can conjure up along the way. The truth is, I feel very committed to become the best player I can be. There's no half way here, it's all or nothing! So yeah, draft me and I'll do all I can to make our team even better!!

 

Yours Truly,

 

C-Breeze

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[C-Breeze 109]

For any GM's that might be interested, I'll just drop this in here:

 

Enjoy your day!

 

 

 

[C-Breeze 109]

Here's some more stuff for GM's to take a look at if they like:

 

Not bad for a half season's work:

Last but not least, my favourite award:

Love doing whatever I can to help my team win!!

 

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Edit: Added link so you can verify the authenticity of the screen shots:

 

 

Edited Sunday at 11:03 PM by C-Breeze
Added link to verify authenticity of screen shots!

[C-Breeze 109]

Rather than blow my own horn, I prefer to let others speak on my behalf. So here's some more kind words that I truly appreciate!

 

 

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Source Link:

 

[C-Breeze 109]

This doesn't look half bad at all.

 

 

Best tell that C-Breeze guy to cool his roll!

[C-Breeze 109]

And now it's time for a sneak peek inside the Miami room:

 

(Please excuse the dirty socks and the half eaten sandwiches as the maid just up and quit. And whatever you do, don't ask about that strange smell. We had the room steam cleaned, fumigated and freshly painted, but it's still strong as ever)!

 

 

https://discord.com/channels/708500171742380092/1137417995308765254/1364283066306002954

[C-Breeze 109]

Locker Room Leadership, (a.k.a. Discord activity), also seems to be a big question for most GM's.

 

With that in mind, I'll continue to do what I've tried to do throughout this thread, i.e. let others speak for me rather than brag about myself. This time it's a quote from a great teammate and a great friend. Someone who reached out to me at the very beginning and has remained steadfast ever since. He's both a fantastic player and an even better person @Rkhockey9! 

 

 

[Rkhockey9 156]

Knew it then and know it now. Breeze should be 1OA in any draft he's in 

[C-Breeze 109]

Truly a fantastic start to the Junior Showcase Tournament! Our team (the Steel), posted a perfect 3-0 record in our first three games!! Congratulations to all the Steel players for coming together so quickly and playing with such intensity from the get-go!! 

 

On a personal note, Chase Breeze performed way beyond my wildest expectations. Eight points in three games? Wow, mind officially blown!!

 

 

https://vhlportal.com/vhlm/JS/99/ProTeam.php?Team=1

[AJW 2,372]

On 4/18/2025 at 8:10 PM, C-Breeze said:

For any GM's that might be interested, I'll just drop this in here:

 

Enjoy your day!

 

 

 

@Florida Man nice

[Florida Man 664]

9 hours ago, AJW said:

@Florida Man nice

Aura