Tow Mater - Scouting Report

[Moon 623]

TOW MATER
Age: 40-50 | Weight: 3,000 - 4,000Lbs | Height 6-7ft Including Boom Arm




Strengths:
Tow mater is exceptionally strong and has a very great frame. He is a tad bit rusty but with some Rust-eze he will be perfectly good to go!  Tow Mater has shown great skill on the defensive side of his game. Though he still has plenty of room to grow he has shown very strong signs of being great offensively. He has a very consistent game and strong drive to get better at every aspect. Great at playing mind games with opposing teams as he loves to talk! He has access to a tow hook so when all else fails let him tow around the other bench JUST HOOK EM' UP AND GO. He will do whatever you say. Very Friendly in the locker room he just may annoy everyone from all the talking.


Weaknesses:
Tow Mater has a tendency to talk A LOT! Nuts and Bolts can become loose at certain points so have a pit crew on standby.  His positioning and Awareness are definitely one of the weakest points of his game, if you watch any of his games you will notice. Stick Handling could use some work as He uhhh... doesn't have arms.
You will need to keep tons of Rust-eze on the bench as he will need it in between shifts. 
He doesn't use studded tires so the ice may be very slick for him causing terrible turnovers and major over skating of the puck.
May leak Oil on the ice causing stoppages in play and potential Delay Of Game Penalties.
KEEP ALL DISTRACTIONS AWAY FROM TOW MATER!

Things to help Tow Mater:
Oil:  he needs to consume ATLEAST 2-3 gallons PER DAY unless on Creatine then he will need 5 MINIMUM.
Rust-eze: He can become very self concision about his rust so he needs to keep on top of using his Rust-eze.
Tractor Tipping: Tractor Tipping will help him take his mind off the game and have some fun in the off time.
Lightning McQueen: If possible getting Lightning McQueen bench side would help him tremendously!
Country Music: Tow Mater LOVES Country Music. Any time you can, give him some country music to listen to!


Summary:
Tow Mater would be a phenomenal pick up by any team as long as they're ready for all the maintenance they will need to do.

DRAFT TOW MATER!

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[OrbitingDeath 3,341]

Official member of the Tow Mater fanclub!

 

[Daniel Janser 2,341]

8 hours ago, Moon said:

Age: 40-50 | Weight: 3,000 - 4,000Lbs | Height 6-7ft Including Boom Arm

 

@BOOM care to share? What is your arm doing on Tow Mater?

 

 

[OrbitingDeath 3,341]

With all the rust on the arm , i don't even want to know where Boom's arm has been....

[BOOM 9,147]

I have plenty of WD-40 in the garage.