Duddy 159 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 "aaaaa fallout PT aaaaa rabble rabble" lol nope If you clicked this link and expected me singing a really old song or me doing a Fallout New Vegas style PT. I got to disappoint you. But you got props for recognizing the lyrics. Anyway this will be a rather boring season review by your favorite VHL PT writer. Let’s start with a low number and work our way up, let’s go. 1 Pretty bad number, eh? Oh well, it’s the amount of Penalty Kill assists I registered all season long. Many would say that this is a really low number, but it was enough for the team lead. Suck it rest of the team. 2 And since we’re on the topic of penalty killing, I did fantastic when it comes to scoring goals on the man disadvantage. I scored 2 beautiful short handed goals, that’s another team leader stat. You see where I’m going with this? No? well than follow me and I will shine my light upon you. 11 Why the big jump from 2 to 11? Well my friends, I could list all of the stats just to make it boring, but I’d rather make it fun and do some fun stats. Anyway, the 11 stands for all the game winning goals I scored all season long. To be quite honest, it’s not really a stat to brag, but it was another statistic that I lead the team in. That’s 3 for 3. 16 Not a big leap of faith, but still quite a jump. To be fair I share this team lead with a fellow team mate, but since this is my PT I will claim the sole victory. It’s the number of Penalty Minutes I registered. That’s only 8 minor penalties, that’s nothing in a 72 game season. Not only am I a great player, I also play fair. At least when the refs are watching. 65 65 in 72 ain’t that bad right? I mean there were some guys around the league that scored a shit ton more goals than I did, but my 65 were by far the most on my team. The second highest goal scorer on my team scored 52. This basically shows that I was the heart and soul of my team. For those at home keeping score that’s 5 for 5. 232 Sweet number, eh? It’s another extra special number in my heart, it’s the time I was on the ice when we were on the power play. Everything went through me on the PP. I did pretty well, 25 points is 3rd on the team, that’s why PPP isn’t a number I highlight in this Point Task. 1700 Pretty big number, eh? Yeah, I thought so too. It’s not a team leading stat so, I finish this game 5 for 6. But I liked the number the minute I saw it. I mean 1700 minutes on the ice, that’s longer than the average life span of a baby seal in Alaska. I nearly played 400 less minutes than the guy who lead the team in ice time all season long. der meister 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/19220-claimedive-got-heartaches-by-the-numbers-final-66/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laflamme 376 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Content: 3/3- very clever pt. This sums up a good chunk of how your player preformed this past season to a T. Keep up the good work. Grammar: 2/2 not to shabby. Appearance: 1/1 looks good fallout is so last year. lol. Final 6/6 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/19220-claimedive-got-heartaches-by-the-numbers-final-66/#findComment-205375 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,889 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Claimed Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/19220-claimedive-got-heartaches-by-the-numbers-final-66/#findComment-210312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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