Hat Trick Harumpf'ing

[Harumpf 313]

This just in! Riga has been Harumpf'd!

 

5'5" 250 pound Oskars Harumpf was too much for Riga to handle this week when he scored a natural hat trick and the Titans beat the Reign 4-2. Harumpf was flat out dominant, scoring 3 goals in a row in the 2nd period and also winning 27/39 face offs taken in the game. He was all over the ice, dashing in and out of coverage and dangling around defenders with ease. Harumpf's 3 goals were his 24th, 25th, and 26th goals of the season, setting a new career high in the process. Harumpf now has 53 points in 52 games and is on pace to break his career high in points also. With this epic Harumpf'ing, Oskars helped Helsinki to just their 9th win of the season. Harumpf is having an excellent year personally, but he's really hoping to crack that double digit win mark. 10 wins seems much better than 9 wins and who knows maybe Helsinki can get 15 wins! We realize this is pretty sad, but you have to make the best of your situation. Harumpf will look to Harumpf as many teams as possible and play spoiler down the stretch.

[STZ 5,360]

YEA EAT IT RIGA