Duddy 159 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Dear Super Cup GMs, first off let me introduce myself, my name is Thomas Duddy I play forward for the Hel(l)sinki Titans. I did pretty good in my rookie season and now I look forward to joining your team. Now that you know who I am, I will tell you exactly WHY you should draft me. 1) Sexyness Every team needs the sexy good looking face of the franchise that can be printed on billboards, t shirts and all other merchandise you can think of. My face is money, my body should be weighted in gold. Any team that is looking for a cash cow they should look my way. Not drafting me means a lot of lost money and an ugly looking team. 2) Leadership Your team needs a leader? Well hello there. I’ve been captain for nearly my entire sim league career, only time I haven’t been Captain or wore a letter was the time when I first joined a sim league and the time I was the best Co-GM in the history of everything. I can be your hero baby, I can kiss away the pain oh yeah. 3) Hockey related stuff Aside from the looks and the fantastic leadership abilities that I bring to the table, I also play some good hockey. No idea how many points I scored last season, but it were a lot more points than the guys behind me in the scoring race scored. That alone makes me the perfect fit for your team. Don’t let others tell you they played better than me, they’re all liars. Horrible, dirty, filthy liars. 4) Personality You are sick and tired of those cookie cutter interviews from your players? Aren’t you tired of all the “you knows” and other boring hockey phrases filling your precious interviews? Then it is time for you to think outside the box and select the man with the most legendary VHL interviews in recent history. You need someone that can cut a promo about your newest raise of the ticket price? With me you have the right man to do it, fans will be more than happy to pay twice as much. Every team needs that outspoken, sexy voice having, Austrian guy without the Arnie accent. You can’t beat that. 5) European Flair No not Ric Flair, or the daughter of Ric Flair. The European Flair, stylin’ and profilin’ from overseas. Wooooing the fanbase and the entire hockey world into a gigantic eargasm. Combining the Austrian big cockness, with the French stuff that French people are famous for, adding a little bit of German Sauerkraut and we’re good to go to kick some serious North American and/or other continents ass. Don’t let this once in a lifetime opportunity go to waste and do what’ s best for business and draft the Austrian hockey god. The man who will raise your teams status up into immortality. If you want to beat the man, select this man. Don’t let your fans down and let this man slip away to another team. *+1 uncapped for Super Cup related PT Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/23351-claimeda-letter-to-the-super-cup-gms-final-66/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast 887 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Content 3/3 - Well... that was certainly an interesting way of getting your name out there for the draft anyways. Hopefully you're happy with your team and all the best in the tournament! Grammar 2/2 - Looked pretty slapped together, but I only caught a couple things. sexyness -> sexiness t shirts -> t-shirts Appearance 1/1 - Much colour Final 6/6 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/23351-claimeda-letter-to-the-super-cup-gms-final-66/#findComment-262351 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Claimed Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/23351-claimeda-letter-to-the-super-cup-gms-final-66/#findComment-263127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.png.ed69a7260a477fcf4feead7a0e4b7506.png)
Recommended Posts