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E'twaun Delicious woke up one morning. Then E'twaun Delicious took a piss. Then E'twaun Delicious went to the kitchen. Then E'twaun Delicious grabbed a bowl. Then E'twaun Delicious grabbed milk and a box of Kix. Then E'twaun Delicious poured milk into the bowl. E'twaun Delicious is the type of guy to pour the milk first. Then E'twaun Delicious poured the Kix. Then E'twaun Delicious ate the cereal. Then E'twaun Delicious took a long, warm bath. E'twaun Delicious listened to Phil Collins as he did this. Then E'twaun Delicious ate a donut. Then E'twaun Delicious brushed his teeth. Then E'twaun Delicious ate another donut. Then E'twaun Delicious did his hair. He prefers the Axe spiky hair gel, he feels it gives him the best hold. Then E'twaun Delicious sprayed himself with some Sex Panther cologne. Then E'twaun Delicious put on his backpack. Then E'twaun Delicious went to the hockey rink. Then E'twaun Delicious put on his skates. Then E'twaun Delicious practiced his shot. E'twaun Delicious kinda sucked. In his own mind, E'twaun Delicious was god. Then a zamboni came onto the ice. Then that zamboni turned purple. It had 5 eyes. Then E'twaun Delicious grabbed his hockey stick. He threw that shit mad nice. It took out two of the monster's eyes. The monster didn't like that. The room turned black. The monster screamed. It used it's new tentacles to grab E'twaun Delicious. E'twaun Delicious used his muscles to break out. Then E'twaun Delicious threw a baguette at the monster. It exploded instantly. Then E'twaun Delicious went home. Then E'twaun Delicious finished this fan590.

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